job firings – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

budget cuts, employment, Federal employees, government agencies, job cuts, job dismissals, Job Displacement, job eliminations, job firings, job layoffs, job loss, job reductions, Job Termination, job terminations, Layoffs, National Park Service, ParkourPanic, Save, US Forest Service, workers, workforce reduction

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs

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KitsuneMC

bedrock, Beginner, Community, Competitions, daily events, Events, Expert, Friends, game modes, java, Key all, KitsuneMC, KOTH events, Minecraft, Open Arms, PvP, see you in the game, server tops, skill level, Skyblock, Support, Survival, unforgettable experience, Vanilla

Welcome to KITSUNE, the best Minecraft server you’ll find to play with your friends! Here, the fun never stops and adventure is just a block away. Whether you’re a Java or Bedrock player, we’ve got a special place for you!

Why KITSUNE? Endless Fun: With a variety of game modes and exciting events, there’s always something new to discover. Friendly Community: Join a group of passionate players who are ready to make new friends and share great times. Support for everyone: No matter if you are a beginner or an expert, everyone is welcome here and there is something for every skill level! Daily Events: Participate in exciting competitions for server tops, koth events and key all.

So what are you waiting for? Come and join us at KITSUNE! We promise it will be an unforgettable experience. We look forward to seeing you with open arms! See you in the game!

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Zap Survival: Where griefing is shockingly frowned upon and economy is electrically exciting!

#exciting, Auctions, Backpacks, Chest Shops, Community, Cosmetics, Discord, Economy, Electrically, Enchantments, frowned, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Live Map, loot crates, Map, Minecraft, Qol, rules, Server, Shockingly, smp, Survival, Uptime, Vanilla, ZAP

Jolt Minecraft Server

Founded	Late 2019
Focus	Fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft
Key Features	24/7 uptime 25,000×25,000 map (expanded with each update) Claim land with golden shovel Player driven economy with chest shops and auctions Simple McMMO setup 80+ new enchantments Backpacks to expand your inventory Loot crates obtainable from normal play Over 45 cosmetic items Tons of other simple QoL features

Join us at play.joltsurvival.net

Live Map: View here

Discord: Join here

Rules:

No Hacking: We have a zero tolerance policy on hacking. Any players found to be hacking will receive a perm-ban.
No Griefing: Griefing will result in warnings and potential perm-ban on repeat offense.
No hate speech, toxicity, or slurs: Offenders will be perm-banned.
No spam or advertising: Offenders receive warnings and potential mute or perm-mute.
No Exploits, glitches, duping, or x-ray: Offenders receive warnings and potential perm-ban.

FAQ:

Q: How can I claim land on the server?: A: You can claim land with a golden shovel.
Q: Are there any player-driven economy features?: A: Yes, we have chest shops and auctions for player-driven economy.
Q: How can I expand my inventory?: A: You can use backpacks to expand your inventory.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?: A: No, griefing is prohibited and will result in warnings and potential perm-ban.
Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?: A: You can report a player by contacting our staff on Discord or in-game.

Shiori’s Epic Minecraft Server – Chapter 3

Adventure, chapter, chapter 3, Character development, Cliffhanger, Continuation, Drama, Epic, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, Japanese literature, Minecraft, mystery of life, novel, Page 1069, part 2, plot twists, Reality, resolution, Sequel, Server, Shioris, Suspense, The Shiori Novella, Thriller

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why you’re still playing? Well, look no further, because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and more creepers than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our server is so mysterious, even Herobrine himself is scratching his blocky head in confusion.

From hidden treasure hunts to secret underground lairs, there’s always something new to discover on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the mystery of life in a whole new blocky way. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you never know what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated world.

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Hulk: A Literal Manifestation of Child Abuse Minecraft SMP

Abuse, abuse survivor, child, child abuse, College party, comic book, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, hulk, literal, manifestation, Marvel, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, misrepresentation, she-hulk, slut shaming, smp, social commentary, Stereotypes, strong female characters, SuperHero, toxic masculinity

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even She-Hulk is getting in on the action! Rumor has it, She-Hulk is only a green giant because she missed out on all the college parties and now she’s making up for lost time by causing chaos in our server.

Join us if you want to witness She-Hulk’s wild antics, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind her partying past. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her new party buddy and take on the Minecraft world together in style!

So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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BabyBumpBanter Minecraft Server

BabyBumpBanter, behaviour, Divorce, Downfall, family, Friends, Generosity, gossiping, Help, husband, Marriage, Means, Minecraft, parents home, pregnant cousin, rumours, sent back, Server, speculation, stupid girl, Wife

Looking for drama and gossip in your Minecraft server experience? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the latest family feuds and scandals just like this wild story from one of our players!

Join now to witness firsthand the juicy drama, backstabbing, and betrayal that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of crazy stories like this one? Don’t miss out on all the drama – join today and see what kind of wild tales you can uncover!

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MinecraftLoveAffairRP

adult manga, Boyfriend, Calm, Classroom, Confrontation, disgust, Exploitation, family-oriented, FANTASY, highschool teacher, laid back, Manga, MinecraftLoveAffairRP, nude girl, overreacting, Sensei, sexual relationship, STUDENT, Teacher, webcomic, workplace issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a scandalous teacher who loves to push the boundaries of what’s appropriate! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of questionable content and outrageous fantasies. Who knows, you might even catch our sensei reading some scandalous webcomics in the classroom! Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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BlockyTruthCraft

acceptance, Awareness, Beliefs, BlockyTruthCraft, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, conformity, consensus, denial, education, enlightenment, facts, Human nature, ignorance, Perception, Reality, resistance, skepticism, society, Truth, Understanding

That our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be! Why? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Boom, wish granted! Need a castle made entirely of cake? Done and done!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold epic dance parties every night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll teach you how to fly in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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SudanSlaughter Minecraft Server

Accountability, Africa, atrocities, Conflict, ethnic cleansing, ethnic hatred, Genocide, HUMAN RIGHTS, human suffering, international community, investigation, Justice, killing fields, Massacres, Minecraft, Server, Sudan, Sudanese government, SudanSlaughter, Trauma, united nations, violence, War Crimes

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting massacred is your boredom! we got so much ethnic hatred for the mobs in our world, you’ll be begging for more! watch out for the sneaky skeletons and the evil creepers who just can’t seem to get along. but don’t worry, our players are always ready to team up and take them down! join us for a wild ride through sudan’s killing fields, where every block you break brings us one step closer to victory! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

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CraftyCommieCrafts

BALKANS, border crossings, Conflict, CraftyCommieCrafts, Crisis, displaced persons, displacement, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, foreign intervention, geopolitical implications, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Migration, political asylum, refugee camps, Refugees, russia, Serbia, Slavic culture, War

come join our epic minecraft server where a mini russia has popped up in serbia cuz why not lol. thousands of players are fleeing war and seeking refuge in our pixelated land of craziness. build your own kremlin, ride polar bears, and drink vodka with your blocky comrades. join now to experience the madness and escape the chaos of the real world. da, comrade!

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Day Month Mix-Up Server

Calendar, calendar error, calendar mishap, calendar mix-up, confusion, date, date confusion, Day, day and month, Days, error, mistake, MIX UP, mixup, Month, numerical, occurrence, rare, rare mistake, Server, Switch, Time, Unique

join this epic minecraft server where the days are so wacky, you might forget what month it is! imagine mining for diamonds on a tuesday, only to realize it’s actually friday! it’s like living in a time warp, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties every weekend. you can trade emeralds for enchanted gear or just hang out and dance to the funky beats.

our pvp arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. challenge your friends to a duel and see who can survive the longest without falling into the fiery depths below.

and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and giant chickens that drop golden eggs. it’s like a farm on steroids, but way more fun.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the days are never boring and the adventures are always epic. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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