Well, do I have the server for you!
Join our wacky world where blow jobs are better than no jobs!
We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane challenges, and a community that will make you question reality!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the weirdest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Join us and be like my boyfriend, who is so good at his job in a callcenter that he outshines all his colleagues. Just like how he sold something to a client who was dissatisfied with the previous woman he talked to. Clearly, he’s the best at everything he does, just like you will be on our server!
Don’t worry about being humble or fair, just come and show off your skills and let everyone know that you’re the best player around. Who needs to consider other people’s perspectives when you’re as amazing as you are? Join now and let the bragging begin!
Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!
And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!
So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).
So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.
Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where even the creepers are more forgiving than your boss. Build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles that will make your failed job interviews seem like child’s play.
Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of our leaderboard, you’ll be granted a magical job offer that will make all your real-life career woes disappear. So why waste your time job hunting when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft mogul? It’s time to trade in your resume for a diamond sword and start your new career in the world of blocks and pixels!
Join us and leave behind the stressful world of minimum 3 years of experience and junior position listings. In our server, the only language you need to be fluent in is Minecraft speak (which consists of a lot of “oofs” and “hmmms”).
And get this, instead of a measly $800/month salary, you can earn diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite just by playing the game! Who needs a real job when you can be a Minecraft millionaire?
So come join us and start living your best blocky life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the CEO of our server and rule over all the pixelated lands with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are on a mission to protect their precious eggs from the evil zombie invaders. Join forces with these fearless feathered fighters and help defend their coop at all costs. You’ll never look at chickens the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful virtual realm!
Bend the elements like the Avatar. Create towns and form nations with your friends. Upgrade your skills to unlock powerful new abilities.
54.39.118.99:25571
Imperium is a server where you can spend time with interest. On Imperium, you can be anyone, for example, the mayor of your city or even become the ruler of the server (RP) and rule the planet of Imperium!
There is no wipe system on our server; we have seasons. One season lasts 6 months. Each season has its own government, its own RP history and its own interesting projects!
The server is constantly updated and modified, interesting things and features are constantly added. We also have quite powerful hosts thanks to our sponsors, so you can play without lags or crashes from the game!
Why us?
1) As I mentioned earlier, our server does not stand still and is being modified.
2) For administrative positions, we do not hire just anyone, but proven and fair people. Therefore, there will be no problems with the administration on our server.
3) Our server is gaining momentum and new people will appear on it every day!
4) On our server there is a RP story and the players themselves control what happens on the server, the admins only monitor this and help with promotion!
Disadvantages of our server!
We are not perfect and it is stupid to believe that everything is brilliant and there are no problems. Therefore, the disadvantages:
1) On our server at first there will be quite a small online presence, this is due to the fact that the server is new and is just opening. Of course, players don’t appear out of thin air.
2) Once a week, maintenance work will be carried out to improve the comfort of your game!
3) There is no escape from griefers and they can harm you, but don’t worry, our administration will gladly return your lost items or building to you.
### Completion!
Overall, in my opinion, the server is not bad and I would advise you to play on it.
But it’s up to you. I wish you all good luck!
mc.ImperiumWorld.fun
=================================== FIRE HOUSE MINECRAFT We have: prisons kitpvp and more… Platform: Java 1.15.2 Ip: FireHouseServer.aternos.me Website: https://firehouseserver.wixsite.com/fhsv Gif: https://giphy.com/gifs/Q616rZAjVbfY2JEyDg SO JOIN TODAY ===================================
FireHouseServer.aternos.me
In a Minecraft lifesteal server, players can engage in PvP (player versus player) combat with each other, and when a player defeats another, they permanently gain an additional heart. This mechanic creates a unique and challenging aspect to the gameplay, where players must balance attacking their opponents while also protecting themselves from enemy attacks.
The server may also have a variety of features, such as custom maps, custom mobs, or unique game modes to enhance the player experience. In addition to the permanent health gain, players can earn rewards for successful attacks and kills, such as in-game currency, items, and special abilities.
Overall, a Minecraft lifesteal server provides an exciting and challenging experience for players who enjoy intense PvP combat, strategy, and a competitive environment.
lowpixel.eu
!IN DEVELOPMENT! We are a survival server, that does staff applications that are open 24/7! We are new so expect bugs, and we hope to see you there!
thelandsky.minehut.gg
Cristalix Bedrock Edition – the largest mini-game project is now available on your phone! We adapt games from across the Cristalix corps and provide the opportunity to enjoy unique and exciting games:
—Custom Steve Chaos
One of the most beloved modes of our server by players. Pair fights, boss battles and passing waves. Are you a gambler? Ha, then I wish you good luck hitting the jackpot on bets!
– MicroFarm
A new and rapidly growing online mode that is a Tycoon game. Create your own farm and start growing the most different crops, become a real farmer tycoon!
—BedWars
Good old timeless classic. A kind of must-have for servers with mini-games. Destroy the beds of other teams, loot resources and build your own base!
—BlockParty
No arcades! Dance to the rhythm of the music, overtake your opponents and take first place!
And that is not all! You can see the rest of the mini-modes for yourself:
– IP: cristalix.pe
– PORT: 19132
We support Minecraft Bedrock Edition version 1.19.80-1.20 Enjoy the game!
© CRISTALIX.PE 2016-2023
All rights reserved! Original rights belong to Mojang AB
Cristalix.PE:19132
TheVance is an new growing Minigames Network:
• Brawl • Jump and Fight • RageMode • SkyWars • BedWars • TTT • Other gamemodes coming soon!
TheVance is an growing Network, which has unique Gamemodes, Lobby Gadgets and we will get soon E-Sport Content. Visit us today!
•IP: TheVance.net •Homepage: https://thevance.net •Discord: https://discord.gg/FhpK6dg •TeamSpeak: ts3.thevance.net
thevance.net
Life On Earth? – 1.19.3 [semi-anarchy] {Geopol} {Java} {Dynmap} {Towny}
Hey!
Welcome to a newly released geopolitical server, with a 1:1500 ratio to the world and the server map. We have an active community, and an amazing admin team to solve every issue you have almost instantly! There are also custom dungeons, towny, quality of life plugins, and many more. A special quality of the server is the Purge. The purge happens every 6:00am-7:00am, and 6:00pm-7:00pm PST, and PvP is enabled across all towns. This is a perfect chance for some players to fulfil hitlists, or just personal interest. Although, you may hide inside bunkers to avoid the Purge. We will be using our discord server for all the information and server chats.
COME JOIN US – https://discord.gg/8Y947pTWny
54.39.250.40
Ender Empire is a Minecraft Vanilla Survival server for all players to have fun. We have active admins and 24/7 PvP. join us in the discord for more information https://discord.gg/mzUdjQ7
158.69.5.18:25610
RustMe is a project aimed at bringing the game Rust to Minecraft without mods! All you need is to go to the server, install our resource package and start playing!
PROJECT FEATURES:
– A unique map of 3500×3500 blocks with various monuments carefully transferred from the original game. From the cosmodrome to gas stations
– Construction system with a unique privatization around one block. Strengthen your home and turn it into a fortress
– Rob other people’s houses with explosives. Become the most dangerous player
– There are a lot of different firearms and bladed weapons, armor and clothing to choose from
– Automatic events to reset various boxes to find better equipment
– A well-developed resource pack with 3D models, carefully transferred from the original game
– Transport for you and your friends!
– For those who are ready to help us with money, we have prepared a wide range of paid services. Privileges with extensive opportunities. From instant crafting to a delicious set of items. Shop items and drawings and for those who are ready to try their luck – a case with a random privilege
– Card wipes every 2 weeks and every 2 wipes with drawings
– Constant server updates for better gaming comfort
NEW UPDATE:
– New shooting system
– Clamp for automatic weapons
– Updated bow, crossbow, rocket launcher
– New ammunition
– New private cabinets
And many many others! Join now!
play.rustme.ru