Well, do I have the server for you!
Join our wacky world where blow jobs are better than no jobs!
We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane challenges, and a community that will make you question reality!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the weirdest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Join us and be like my boyfriend, who is so good at his job in a callcenter that he outshines all his colleagues. Just like how he sold something to a client who was dissatisfied with the previous woman he talked to. Clearly, he’s the best at everything he does, just like you will be on our server!
Don’t worry about being humble or fair, just come and show off your skills and let everyone know that you’re the best player around. Who needs to consider other people’s perspectives when you’re as amazing as you are? Join now and let the bragging begin!
Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!
And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!
So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).
So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.
Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where even the creepers are more forgiving than your boss. Build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles that will make your failed job interviews seem like child’s play.
Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of our leaderboard, you’ll be granted a magical job offer that will make all your real-life career woes disappear. So why waste your time job hunting when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft mogul? It’s time to trade in your resume for a diamond sword and start your new career in the world of blocks and pixels!
Join us and leave behind the stressful world of minimum 3 years of experience and junior position listings. In our server, the only language you need to be fluent in is Minecraft speak (which consists of a lot of “oofs” and “hmmms”).
And get this, instead of a measly $800/month salary, you can earn diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite just by playing the game! Who needs a real job when you can be a Minecraft millionaire?
So come join us and start living your best blocky life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the CEO of our server and rule over all the pixelated lands with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are on a mission to protect their precious eggs from the evil zombie invaders. Join forces with these fearless feathered fighters and help defend their coop at all costs. You’ll never look at chickens the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful virtual realm!
Simple towny siege war Java/Bedrock crossplay server. Fun community, we communicate through discord. We have fun events, and the server is updated with new content oftenly.
104.194.2.238:25698
mc.webocraft.net
Anicloud Vanilla – pure, atmospheric vanilla.
skynet.aktkc.lt
My Minecraft server! Come join! Java Survival 1.19.3 IP: minecraft.baebler.net hosted on Raspberry Pi 400 with Pinecraft. online 24/7 reboot on sundays
minecraft.baebler.net
A nations and worldbuilding server. Survival server.
Pls join discord first! :)) Server is whitelisted.
–McDollibee SMP Discord–
https://discord.gg/xWJhMuhD5Z
46.4.71.235:62860
We offer: ・ Survival Custom ・Ranges and Kits · Economy ・ Staff ・ 24/7 ・Low ping (America) ・ PvP ・ Graves ・ Protections ・ Mejor Overworld, Nether y End ・New Dungeons ・New Enchantments ・New AchievementsWhat are you waiting for? Join up!
67.176.20.197
pe.meltarion.net:19132
Welcome to CrispyPvP Factions Survival Creative and more to come! We are a bedrock and java cross platform Minecraft server welcoming everyone to come join the server so cant wait to see you on!
mc.crispypvp.com
Portmc is a new JAVA/ BEDROCK survival server in Beta Phase. We are planning on building a great cummunity. It has a main world, a farm world, a nether, an end. We are very open to suggestions and co.
The server features lots of interesting features such as Jobs, Quests and more coming soon. Free to play, We would appreciate it if you donated.
play.portmc.de
❤️ ALPHIA V2 ❤️ PIXELMON 1.12.2 ⭐ SURVIVAL/ADVENTURE SERVER ⭐ CUSTOM ARENS AND POKEMON LEAGUE ⭐ SHINY STARTER ⭐ EVENTS ⭐ CUSTOM MODPACK ⭐ CUSTOM MAIN MENU ⭐
❤️ Alphia is the new Pixelmon FR server with lots of ideas, an active and motivated staff, and lots of future updates! ❤️
We’re all waiting for you on Alphia!
alphia.serveminecraft.net:25569