job dissatisfaction Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HateMyJobInMinecraftSMP

favoritism, HateMyJobInMinecraftSMP, job dissatisfaction, lack of autonomy, lack of communication, lack of creativity, lack of growth opportunities, lack of recognition, lack of support, lack of training, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, no work-life balance, office politics, poor management, repetitive tasks, toxic work environment, unrealistic expectations, work stress

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

OMG GUYS, you know what I hate about my job? Like, everything! But guess what? You can escape all that boring adulting by joining our EPIC Minecraft SMP! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. And get this, our server is run by a team of trained monkeys who only speak in memes. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. So ditch your job and come join us for some totally wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

BlockbusterBreakout

activism, AMERICANS, BlockbusterBreakout, civil disobedience, corporate culture, Economy, employment, job dissatisfaction, job market, Labor, labor rights, mass movement, organized resistance, protest, Rebellion, revolution, social change, societal impact, strike, work, workplace injustice

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what would happen if all Americans just stopped showing up to work? Well, wonder no more because on our server, that’s exactly what happened!

Join us for a hilarious adventure where the only way to survive is by building epic structures and battling mobs while dodging angry bosses who are still waiting for their morning coffee.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure troves of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mischievous villagers who have taken over the abandoned offices.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take work too seriously. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

BoomerRage Minecraft Server

Ageism, AITAH, BoomerRage, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, elderly entitlement, elderly man, fast food, financial situations, Harassment, homeless man, job dissatisfaction, Minecraft, Respect, rude behavior, Seniors, Server, two weeks notice, two wrongs, Yelling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ores Mined:	9761	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any harassment, even from grumpy old men! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the fast food restaurant where OP works!

On our server, you can stand up to rude players just like OP stood up to that old man. Show them who’s boss and defend the rights of all players, regardless of their in-game financial situation. And if they try to give you dirty looks, just slam your hands on the keyboard and tell them to get out!

But beware, just like in the fast food world, two wrongs don’t make a right. So make sure to handle conflicts with a bit more finesse than OP did. Or don’t, because who cares when you’re having this much fun?

So come join us on our server, where respect is earned, not given, and where you can have the day you deserve! And remember, if anyone tries to mess with you, just wave them goodbye with a smile and keep on gaming. See you there!

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Burnout, career dissatisfaction, Day, efficiency, factory line, Frustration, HOURS, job dissatisfaction, job satisfaction, Labor, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, monotony, NOOOOO, productivity, repetitive tasks, smp, spend, Time management, work addiction, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	199
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

bad experience, career disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job horror, job misery, job nightmare, job regret, Minecraft, smp, SMPMinerGiggles, terrible job, unpleasant work, worst job, worst job decision, worst job disappointment, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job failure, worst job memory, worst job mistake, worst job situation, worst job story

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

HateJobMC Server

communication problems, emotional neglect, feeling alone, feeling disconnected, feeling isolated, feeling like a single parent, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unsupported, HateJobMC, job dissatisfaction, job priorities, lack of quality time, Loneliness, long-distance relationship, relationship struggles, sacrifices for love, Server, struggling to make friends, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	82
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the reality of feeling like a single parent half the week! Join us and build your virtual family with our friendly community of players who understand the struggle of being left alone to take care of the house and pets.

Our server is the perfect place to find companionship and support, especially when your partner is off on their never-ending business trips. Don’t worry, we won’t brush off your feelings like some partners do – we’re here to listen and make you feel valued.

So why wait for your partner to maybe get a new job in 5-10 years? Join our server now and create your own virtual world where you can feel loved and appreciated every day. Plus, who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to play with? Let’s build a brighter future together, one block at a time!

BlockyDisappointments

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional block stacker, only to realize it’s just a bunch of squares? Well, fear not my friends, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies without any of the disappointment!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to be able to mine through bedrock like butter. Or, challenge your friends to a build-off competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week (don’t worry, we provide the chicken suit).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a boring old job when you can stack blocks and party with creepers all day long?

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

bad job experience, CraftingNightmare, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job stress, terrible work experience, unpleasant work tasks, worst job, worst job boss, worst job conditions, worst job duties, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job hours, worst job interview, worst job pay, worst job stories, worst work environment, WorstJobEver

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4312	Magic Items Found:	8821
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DocCraft: Healing Blocks & Battling Burnout

ai, BATTLING, billing, blocks, Burnout, clinical notes, DocCraft, DOCTORS, documentation, electronic health records, healing, Healthcare, healthcare administration, healthcare industry, healthcare system, Healthcare Technology, job dissatisfaction, medical billing, Medical Profession, patient care, physician burnout, team-based documentation, Time management, work pressure

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this minecraft server, right? and, like, you’re just mining away, building your little house and stuff. but then, out of nowhere, a group of doctors show up! and they’re like, “hey, we need your help documenting our notes so we can bill more patients!”

and you’re just like, “what the heck? i’m just trying to play minecraft here!” but then they start offering you diamonds and enchanted gear in exchange for helping them out. and you’re like, “well, i do love me some shiny diamonds…”

so you start helping them out, typing away in the chat while still trying to build your house. and before you know it, you’re part of this crazy team-based documentation squad, documenting notes for doctors while fighting off creepers and zombies.

but hey, at least you’re getting paid in diamonds, right? so come join this wild minecraft server and help out some overworked doctors while also building the coolest house on the block!

Korean Incel Academy Minecraft SMP

Academy, based people, community support, gender relations, incel, incel community, ISOLATION, Korean, korean culture, Korean incels, korean society, learn from incels, Loneliness, male identity, Masculinity, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, online communities, self improvement, smp, social dynamics, social outcasts, societal expectations, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	2420
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with normies? Look no further, because we are literally the most based people on Earth! Our server is like a wild party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bartenders. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a leather cap. So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join the most epic crew around, come hang with us! Just be warned, our pet pig has a tendency to challenge newbies to dance battles.

CoastSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP survival Lifesteal gamemode power victory challenge warrior build fight thrive pure survival experience evolving world fate changing server community gameplay adventure, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	821	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

CoastSMP – Rise with the Tides, Survive with Your Hearts Welcome to CoastSMP, a server where every heart counts and every moment could be your last! In our thrilling Lifesteal gamemode, survival isn’t just about endurance—it’s about seizing power. Steal hearts from your opponents and grow stronger with every victory, but beware—one wrong move and it could all slip away like the tide.

With the promise of a pure survival experience coming soon, CoastSMP is evolving. Whether you’re a PvP warrior or a survivalist at heart, you’ll find your place here. Build, fight, and thrive in a world that challenges you at every turn.

Join CoastSMP today—where the tides of fate are ever-changing!

play.coastsmp.net

Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

akane, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, Drama, Emotional rollercoaster, family, FANTASY, friendship, high school, japanese manga, Love Triangle, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, Revenge, romance, Server, Shoujo, Supernatural, webtoon

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, Akane won the lottery and decided to spend all her winnings on creating the most insane Minecraft server known to man.

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Every hour on the server, a giant diamond block falls from the sky and whoever can mine it the fastest gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – they’re so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Akane won, and now it’s your turn to win big on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

FrostyFiasco – Minecraft SMP: Snowbreak Zone #536

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have special story chapters like “Sand of Secrets” that will blow your mind. Plus, we have boss challenges like “Canyon Gloom” and “Torrent of Fire” that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our minigames like “Seven-Day Carnival” – it’s a non-stop party!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive banners featuring characters like Fritia – Turbo and Mauxir – Shadow Ka that will make you the envy of all your friends. And with codes to redeem for special rewards, you’ll be rolling in loot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. See you in the game, gamers!

Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magic Items Found:	3116	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	8612
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!