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  • FiredFromMinecraftSMP

    FiredFromMinecraftSMP

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting fired from your job for stupid reasons like accidentally setting the break room on fire or using the office printer to make copies of your butt? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where getting fired is practically impossible!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally unleash a horde of angry creepers. Instead of getting fired, you’ll be hailed as a hero for providing some much-needed excitement to the server! Plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally burn down someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether portal. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins like the “Taco Tuesday” dispenser that gives you free tacos every Tuesday.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to getting fired for good! Who needs a job when you can spend all day building giant statues of Nicolas Cage out of dirt blocks? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FiredFromMinecraftSMP

    FiredFromMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.

    But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.

    Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.

    So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

    FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FiredUp Minecraft Server

    FiredUp Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only TNT” competition.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? That’s right, our llamas are the true geniuses behind our server’s crazy contraptions and mind-blowing creations.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a mischievous llama)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FiredCraft Minecraft Server

    FiredCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, get this – I got fired because my boss found out I was spending all my time playing on this epic Minecraft server. But honestly, can you blame me? This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. Plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the most powerful player in all the land. So yeah, I may have lost my job, but at least I have my priorities straight – joining this Minecraft server is way more important than any stupid job!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelTerrorCraft

    PixelTerrorCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! You’re caught in the middle of an epic battle between Hamas and PIJ! That’s right, our server is so lit that even terrorist organizations want in on the action. Join now for a chance to witness crazy explosions, intense PvP battles, and maybe even make peace between warring factions. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ParentalFavChildNotBehaved

    ParentalFavChildNotBehaved

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u gotta deal with parents who are all like “behave, be good, do ur chores”? well, not on this server, fam! we encourage chaos and mischief like it’s our job.

    join us if u wanna be the black sheep of the minecraft community. we don’t want no goody two-shoes here, we want the rebels, the troublemakers, the ones who like to stir things up.

    we have crazy events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, “Wacky Wednesday” where we all wear silly costumes and prank each other, and “Freaky Friday” where we turn the whole server upside down just for fun.

    trust us, this server is where the party’s at. come join us and let your inner troublemaker run wild. who needs to behave when u can have this much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Gender-EqualityGoneWrong

    Gender-EqualityGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? well, look no further cuz this server is the epitome of chaos and insanity.

    we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?

    so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones but with more enchantments and less dragons and wolves and more cubical houses and creepers.

    Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones but with more enchantments and less dragons and wolves and more cubical houses and creepers.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Introduction In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
    Geopolitics We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation.
    Plugins
      • Dynmap
      • McMMO
      • Essentials
      • GriefPrevention
      • SilkSpawner
      • CrazyEnchants

    How to Join:

    First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!

    Contacts:

    – Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main)

    – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Boobs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Boobs Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where we encourage you to show off your wife’s tits for all to see! But wait, there’s more – not only can you flaunt your partner’s assets, but other players can rate them too! It’s like a virtual hot or not for pixelated boobies. Join us for a titillating time filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knew Minecraft could be so risqué? So come on, what are you waiting for? Show us what you’ve got (or what your wife’s got) and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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