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  • FiredFromMinecraftSMP

    FiredFromMinecraftSMP

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting fired from your job for stupid reasons like accidentally setting the break room on fire or using the office printer to make copies of your butt? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where getting fired is practically impossible!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally unleash a horde of angry creepers. Instead of getting fired, you’ll be hailed as a hero for providing some much-needed excitement to the server! Plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally burn down someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether portal. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins like the “Taco Tuesday” dispenser that gives you free tacos every Tuesday.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to getting fired for good! Who needs a job when you can spend all day building giant statues of Nicolas Cage out of dirt blocks? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FiredFromMinecraftSMP

    FiredFromMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.

    But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.

    Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.

    So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

    FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FiredUp Minecraft Server

    FiredUp Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only TNT” competition.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? That’s right, our llamas are the true geniuses behind our server’s crazy contraptions and mind-blowing creations.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a mischievous llama)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FiredCraft Minecraft Server

    FiredCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, get this – I got fired because my boss found out I was spending all my time playing on this epic Minecraft server. But honestly, can you blame me? This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. Plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the most powerful player in all the land. So yeah, I may have lost my job, but at least I have my priorities straight – joining this Minecraft server is way more important than any stupid job!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DogeCraft Court Impeachment

    DogeCraft Court Impeachment

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom where Elon Musk is the judge and Dogecoin is the currency!

    Join us for wild cases involving creepers suing players for blowing them up, villagers getting into heated debates over trading prices, and Endermen filing complaints about being discriminated against for their teleportation abilities.

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that Elon Musk himself will be online, handing out Dogecoins to players who can solve his riddles and challenges? So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outlandish Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DroneCraftRevolution

    DroneCraftRevolution

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    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER??! WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY, JUST LIKE UKRAINE’S DEFENSE MINISTER! JOIN DA REVOLUTIONARY DRONE LINE PROJECT AND FLY HIGH IN DA SKY WHILE BUILDIN’ YO DREAM MINECRAFT WORLD! WHO NEEDS BLOCKS WHEN U GOT DRONES, AMIRITE?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA MADNESS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Ick Factor Fun

    Blocky Ick Factor Fun

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    join dis minecraft server if u want to avoid “the ick” in ur relationships! we got u covered with our magical pixie dust that makes u irresistible to ur partner! no more feeling grossed out by their weird habits or annoying quirks!

    our server is like a therapy session for ur love life, except instead of talking about ur feelings, u just play minecraft and forget all ur problems! u can build a castle together and pretend ur in a fairy tale romance, or u can prank each other with TNT and laugh ur butts off!

    we even have a special potion that makes ur partner think ur the most perfect person in the world, even if u accidentally fart in bed or forget to do the dishes! no more worrying about being dumped for being too narcissistic or picky, cuz we got u covered with our love potion!

    so come join our server and say goodbye to “the ick” forever! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lords of Soot

    Lords of Soot

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lords Of Soot Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Modded Survival
    Version 1.16.5
    Framework Nations/Semi-Anarchy with light geopolitical roleplay
    Main Mods Create, Immersive Engineering, Mekanism, Agricraft, Farmer’s Delight, Immersive Vehicles, Railroading, AE2, Xnet, Terraforged

    FAQ

    What is Lords Of Soot?

    Lords Of Soot is a modded survival Minecraft server with a Nations/Semi-Anarchy framework, allowing for geopolitical roleplay on a fictional continent set during the cold war.

    How long has Lords Of Soot been around?

    Lords Of Soot has a history spanning nearly five years, with player-created cities, infrastructure, and industry on its current map.

    What mods are included in the custom modpack?

    The modpack includes Create, Immersive Engineering, Mekanism, Agricraft, Farmer’s Delight, Immersive Vehicles, Railroading, AE2, Xnet, and Terraforged, among others.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join using the IP mc.lordsofsoot.tesseracthosting.com:23001 and find the modpack on CurseForge. Join the Discord for more information.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Epic Craft Realm 1.21.2

    Epic Craft Realm 1.21.2

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    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest babes and dudes on here, like seriously, you can just tell they would be down for some epic pixelated lovin’. And get this, 2D characters are totally welcome too! So, if you’re into that kinda thing, this server is where it’s at. Don’t miss out on the wildest virtual party of your life, join now and let the blocky fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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