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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5427 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
We promise no one will accuse you of being arrogant or stupid here – unless, of course, you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. In that case, we might have to reconsider.
And don’t worry about lending money to anyone for document processing – our virtual currency is as plentiful as the blocks in our world. Your stay-at-home husband can even join in on the fun and start his own virtual business selling virtual goods. Who needs a real job when you can make a living selling pixelated pickaxes?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. And remember, in our world, saying no to lending money is always the right choice – unless it’s to a virtual villager in need of a loan for a new enchanted sword. Happy crafting!