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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5782 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1223 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 2782 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle out of enchanted cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right, CAKE! Who needs a job when you can spend your days frolicking in a land of sugary goodness?
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