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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6586 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2535 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!
And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!
So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!