Well, do I have the server for you!
Join our wacky world where blow jobs are better than no jobs!
We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane challenges, and a community that will make you question reality!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the weirdest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.
Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.
So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Forget about flipping burgers or filing paperwork, on our server you can become a professional dragon tamer, a master potion brewer, or even a unicorn whisperer (yes, unicorns totally exist in our world, don’t question it).
So why waste your time in the real world when you can make a living in a virtual one that’s way more exciting? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft mogul!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie chickens comes charging at you. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a group of friendly creepers decides to join in on the fun. Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so exciting!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world of our server. Some say it’s guarded by a giant flying pig, while others claim it’s protected by a pack of ninja wolves. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth?
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundanity of your office job and join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual snacks!
Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and pigs that moonwalk like Michael Jackson.
Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant diamond sword and challenging players to dance-offs for epic loot.
But beware, the land is also inhabited by mischievous creepers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may explode your creations, but at least they’ll do it with style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dancing llama).
We have five new brawl decks available in the store, but be warned, one of them is filled with explosive sheep that randomly detonate when you draw a card. Duskmourn is coming to the arena on September 24, so get ready to battle mutated creatures with tentacles for arms and laser eyes.
Join us at MagicCon Las Vegas on October 25-27, where we will have a live Minecraft SMP tournament with prizes like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your mutated creations and compete against other players in epic battles.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from riding mutant pigs into battle to building a fortress out of enchanted cake, then this is the place for you. So grab your sword, saddle up your mutated steed, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!
Just like this dad trying to juggle his son’s dance competition and his daughter’s academic award ceremony, you’ll have to make tough decisions in our server. Will you prioritize mining for diamonds or exploring new biomes? The choice is yours!
But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for favoring one activity over the other. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner breakdancer and show off your moves in our virtual dance battles. Who knows, maybe you’ll impress the virtual crowd and earn some in-game awards!
So come join us on our server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we promise not to make you choose between attending an award ceremony and a dance competition – unless it’s a virtual award ceremony for the best block builder, then all bets are off!
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!
| Jolt Minecraft Server | |
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| Founded | Late 2019 |
| Focus | Community SMP with a fun and friendly environment |
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Yes, you can join us at play.joltsurvival.net
Yes, we have rules against hacking, griefing, hate speech, toxicity, spam, advertising, exploits, glitches, duping, and x-ray. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
Breaking the rules can result in warnings, mutes, bans, or rollbacks of progress. Please ensure you follow the rules to have an enjoyable experience on the server.
You can participate in the player economy by setting up chest shops, participating in auctions, and utilizing the various features provided for trading and selling items.
No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing can face warnings, mutes, or perm-bans depending on the severity of the offense.
We do not allow hacking, exploits, or x-ray mods on the server. Please refer to the rules section above for more information on acceptable and prohibited mods.