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We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane challenges, and a community that will make you question reality!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the weirdest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.
Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.
So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Forget about flipping burgers or filing paperwork, on our server you can become a professional dragon tamer, a master potion brewer, or even a unicorn whisperer (yes, unicorns totally exist in our world, don’t question it).
So why waste your time in the real world when you can make a living in a virtual one that’s way more exciting? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft mogul!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie chickens comes charging at you. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a group of friendly creepers decides to join in on the fun. Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so exciting!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world of our server. Some say it’s guarded by a giant flying pig, while others claim it’s protected by a pack of ninja wolves. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth?
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundanity of your office job and join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual snacks!
| IP | us.vanillaevolved.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Planet Minecraft | Server Page |
Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps! Seasonal will reset every 6 months and Noreset never resets.
Check out our website for a in depth guide: VanillaEvolved Website
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How often does the seasonal map reset? | The seasonal map resets every 6 months. |
| Can I switch between seasonal and noreset servers? | Yes, you can switch servers using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas within the server. |
| Are there any rules on VanillaEvolved? | The main rule is to not break any rules of the server, other than that, you have the freedom to play as you wish. |
| How can I get a unique in-game rank? | You can get a unique in-game rank by completing every advancement available in the game. |
You can build yourself a virtual castle fit for a queen and slay virtual dragons like the bad-ass warrior you are!
Forget about being a woman in real life, on this server, you can be whoever the heck you wanna be! So come join us and let your inner queen shine!
Imagine logging in and discovering secret hotel rooms, mysterious guys’ names, and unexpected couple hangouts. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you on your toes?
Don’t be left out like this poor husband – join our server now for a thrilling adventure that will have you questioning everything. Who knows what secrets and surprises await you in our virtual world? It’s a ride you won’t want to miss!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your bros when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you all to smithereens! But don’t worry, because in our SMP, death is just a minor inconvenience. You’ll respawn with all your gear intact and ready to take on the next challenge!
And let me tell you about the community on our server. We’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique personalities and playstyles. From the hardcore PvPers to the chill builders, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of virtual relationships that will make you forget all about the real world. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and memes – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!
Our server is home to the most epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of zombie pigs riding on chickens.
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who will give you quests to complete in exchange for enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, come join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT traps we’ve set up)!
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| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Friendly Community | Play, make friends, and enjoy the game together! |
| True Vanilla Survival | Pure Minecraft survival, no invasive plugins or land claims. |
| Active Multiplayer | Tons of players online, always something exciting! Events, teams, Nations, Mayor of Spawn, cooperation and competition. |
| No Pay-to-Win | No payments, donations, or ranks—everyone’s on equal footing! |
| New & Growing | We’re building a great community. Join us and be part of the adventure! |
| No fancy spawn | Unless you build it! Everything is player-built in vanilla survival. |
| Hard Difficulty | Team with others to survive. |
| Like Hermitcraft | Bigger community, more fun! Express yourself and be inspired by the creativity of others. |
| Java & Bedrock | Play and make friends on any device! |
Creaking SMP is a vanilla survival Minecraft server with no plugins that affect gameplay and no payments. We do not allow stealing, griefing, or unwelcome PVP.
Discord: https://discord.gg/creakingsmp
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Creaking-SMP
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mc.creaking.fun
Server IP: mc.creaking.fun
Java IP: mc.creaking.fun
Bedrock: add CreakingBedrock
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join with friends? | Yes, you can join with your friends and play together on the server. |
| Are there any rules against griefing? | We do not allow griefing on our server. Respect other players’ builds. |
| Is there voice chat available? | Yes, voice chat is available for players to communicate with each other. |
| Can I play on both Java and Bedrock? | Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft. |
| Are there any payments required? | No, there are no payments, donations, or ranks required to play on the server. |
But wait, there’s more! We also have mostly JP streamers like HoshimiyaMeeple and Yoiyume_Fuwamu! Plus, we’ve got Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place!
If you’re looking for a wild time with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy, then this is the server for you! Don’t miss out on the sheepy fun – join now!
