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Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

Admiral Kuznetsov, aircraft carrier, Black sea, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kuznetsovs, Military, naval forces, Navy, Politics, russia, russian military, Sailors, soldiers, Stand, The Kremlin, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Cats, Cool, custom modded, DefinitelyCompletelyLegit, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Fabric Modpacks, HermitcraftAdjacent, Images, java, Ledger, Magic, North America, pokemon channel, Private ticket system, Running, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Updates, Vanilla, vault hunters, voice chat

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	52	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season 12 Start Date	August 2nd
Server Members	350 (550 total members)

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the server focus?

The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are Mini Seasons?

Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

Is Discord required to join the server?

Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

ammunition, battle, blocky, Conflict, courage, determination, german army, Heroic last stand in history., heroism, History, Insurgency, Jews, Long tail: Jewish resistance in WWII, Minecraft, resistance, sacrifice, Server, Siege, strategy, Survival, uprising, Victory, Warsaw, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, Warsaw Uprising, weapons, WWII, WWII battles and tactics

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	103
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

OverdoseQueenMC

#sociopath, aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, dramatic, Fake, Friends, girl, House, misunderstandings, overdose, OverdoseQueenMC, Party, Personality Disorder, pretending, relationships, roommates, TOXIC

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magic Items Found:	5895	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GratefulGrubCraft

alive, appreciation, Blessed, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, Experience, Food, Grateful, grateful for life, GratefulGrubCraft, Gratitude, Heartwarming, life changing, Meal, memorable, Nourishing, soul-nourishing, Soulful, thankful, thankful for food

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Void Armor Forged:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?

BalticBlockParty

aerial confrontation, Air Force, airspace violation, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, intercepted, interceptors, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, nato, russian aggression, Russian jets, russian military, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept 6 russian jets over baltic sea EVERY DAY. we have the craziest pvp battles you’ve ever seen, with players flying around on pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. and did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and dancing llamas? yea, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Buildings Constructed:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, AK EN Database, AK x R6S Collab, akg, akg website, arknights, ash, Attack, blockybattles, Caster Iris, Clank Liberty Retro, Coldshot skin, Come Catastrophes, Defence, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Jessica the Liberated, Doc, ela, EPOQUE, Guard Irene, Guard Surtr, Guard Wind Chimes, Iana, Liskarm, Minecraft, Mint, Mountain, Mulberry, Operation Originium Dust, Raythean Striker, Saileach, Scene, Schwarz, Server, Sniper Aosta, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Typhon, Specialist Almond, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Kirara, Suzuran, Tachanka, Tactical Collide, Tuye, Valuable resources, Vanguard Elysium, Vanilla skin, Vector Breakthrough, Wakes of Vultures, Wild Mane, Wind Chimes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 6 Sniper Typhon, 6 Guard Surtr, and 5* Caster Iris waiting for you to conquer. But that’s not all, we also have a crossover event with Ela, Iana, and Doc from Rainbow Six Siege because why not mix things up a bit?

Join us for the Operation Originium Dust Rerun where you can battle it out with Ash, Tachanka, Schwarz, and Liskarm in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about our exclusive AK x R6S Collab where Attack, Defence, and Tactical collide in the most chaotic way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have 6 Guard Irene, 6 Sniper Fartooth, and 5* Defender Firewhistle waiting for you on our CN server. Plus, Mountain, Akafuyu, and Wild Mane are here to spice things up in the EPOQUE Re-Edition event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even unlock the legendary Wind Chimes skin for your character!

Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!