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CreeperConfess

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	1328	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Animals Bred:	108	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2745

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the most embarrassing moments are celebrated like national holidays.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you up, sending your items flying everywhere. But instead of feeling embarrassed, you’ll be cheered on by the entire server for your epic fail.

Or how about the time you accidentally hit a pig with your sword instead of a zombie? Don’t worry, on our server, that pig will become a legendary hero and lead the charge against the undead hordes.

So if you’re ready to embrace your most embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph, join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride!

FlightOfFoolsCraft

#authorities, Airplane, arrest, border, Capture, cartel leader, crime syndicate, drug cartel, drug trafficking, el chapo, extradition, Flight, FlightOfFoolsCraft, Guzman Lopez, leader capture, mexico, Properties, Son, Trick, US, Zambada

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

come join our minecraft server where we trick players onto flights to epic adventures across the border! we captured the leader of a cartel by pretending to show him properties in mexico, imagine the crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! build your own cartel empire or work with authorities to take down the bad guys, the possibilities are endless! join now for a wild ride unlike any other minecraft server out there!

ExhaustedCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where dying of exhaustion is a RELIEVING experience! yep, u heard me right. our server is so intense that when u finally collapse from exhaustion, u will feel like u just won the lottery.

but wait, there’s more! we have unicorns roaming the land, shooting rainbows out of their butts. yep, u read that right too. not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the bling bling u will have with that!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. who needs boring old survival mode when u can have unicorns, diamond chickens, and the most epic exhaustion deaths of ur life? let’s get this party started!

MagicLand SMP v1

Active, Adventure, balkan, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1265	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	718
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

MagicLand SMP v1 is a Balkan server with many unique plugins! Come in and have fun!! . . . .

195.200.15.15:28011

Thrilland

Community, Discord, Farming, Jobs, Minecraft, Ranks, Server, Shop, Survival, Thrilland

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Servidor survival 1.20.4 Join us and enjoy with us https://discord.gg/FmtvaDE7uY

Ranks, shop, jobs… If you like farming this will be your server

mc.thrilland.es

Over The Hill Gamers: SMP – Where ‘vanilla’ really means they forgot the mods…sigh.

Adults, BUILD, Discord, Farms, Forgot, Game, Gamers, Hardware, HILL, Join, Means, Message, Minecraft, mods…sigh, Older, Players, respectful, Server, skill levels, smp, Technical, Vanilla, welcomed

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Potions Brewed:	84	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magic Items Found:	3536	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	It’s a small SMP server comprised of respectful older adults. I have gone white-listed to prevent random griefing.
Online Players	3-8 online at a given time
Hardware	Recently upgraded to handle a few more players
Game Version	Java 1.21
Features	No PVP, No mods for technical gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can join by sending a message and requesting the discord info.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules against griefing, stealing, and being disrespectful to other players.

Q: What type of gameplay is encouraged on the server?

A: Building, creating farms, and enjoying the game in a friendly environment.

Q: Are players of all skill levels welcome?

A: Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: While it’s geared towards older adults, age is not a restriction as long as players are respectful.

KweenCraft Minecraft Server

activism, black kween, black womanly excellence, CONVINCING, election, equality, exemplar, family, KweenCraft, MAGNIFICENT, Minecraft, neighbors, president, Real white men, Remaking Manhood, Server, social justice, Status, upcoming election, Vote, white friends, Worship

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a black kween who has been elected as president by real white men who know what’s up! Join us and bask in the glory of this magnificent exemplar of black womanly excellence as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually located on a secret island where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are afraid of players. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show your support for our fabulous president! #BlackKweenForPresident #MinecraftMadness

Hello, I’m a (female) block-breaking addict that generally avoids socializing – Minecraft SMPQueen

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Villages Defended:	12	Emeralds Found:	3371
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is where all the madness happens! We’ve got players with unique interests, like a self-proclaimed porn addict who’s into the wildest kinks you can imagine. And hey, if you’re a virgin with NO limits, you might just be the perfect match for them! Join us for some outrageous adventures and see where the insanity takes you. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in the most unexpected of places!

CreeperCatastrophe: DateNightDisaster

Alone Time, anger, children, Communication, compromise, CreeperCatastrophe, date night ruined, DateNightDisaster, Disappointment, family time, Frustration, Marriage, movie night, passive aggressive, Planning, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Resentment, ruined date night, second place, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Potions Brewed:	197	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to worry about your spouse ditching you for dinner and drinks with friends. In fact, you can build a whole town where everyone is loyal and committed to spending quality time with each other!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SongOfMySMPDemise – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where instead of a last meal, you are given a last song to jam out to before meeting your demise! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of choosing the ultimate banger to go out on. Will you serenade your enemies with “Baby Shark” or go out in style with some hardcore death metal? The choice is yours, but beware, your song choice may have unexpected consequences in the game. So come on down and join us for a musical adventure like no other!