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Wolverhampton André Lemina João Gomes Minecraft SMP

Analysis, andre, comparison, criticism, Disappointment, Downfall, English club, Fans, football, gomes, João, João Gomes, Lemina, Man Utd, Management, Minecraft, ownership, Performance, Players, premier league, smp, squad, Transfer, WOLVERHAMPTON

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, this server is all about causing mayhem and madness at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness Wolverhampton, André, Lemina, and João Gomes team up to take down Man Utd in the most epic PvP battle you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that Man Utd’s base is filled with nothing but dirt blocks and chicken coops – how the mighty have fallen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that will lead you to the promised land of unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Anime, art assets, articles, charts, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, dr-related artists, DRG, DRS Released on Steam, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, Manga, Media, Minecraft, modding tools, Music, Novels, official store pages, pastebin nuked, PixelPanic, Resources, Server, ship tags, spoiler-free guide, sprites, Ultimate Summer Camp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Danganronpa class trial? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate summer camp of blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to survive against Monokuma mobs, solve puzzles to escape the virtual world, and uncover the ultimate truth behind the creepers’ motives.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Great Escape Challenge, where you’ll have to outwit your fellow players to earn the title of Ultimate Survivor. And don’t forget about our weekly talent show, where you can showcase your building skills and impress the judges with your pixelated creations.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Danganronpa meets Minecraft like never before. Just remember, in this game of blocks and betrayal, trust no one and always watch your back. See you in the virtual world, campers!

Dynasty Minecraft SMP Trio

champions league, Competition, Downfall, DYNASTY, Failure, Forgotten, History, Legacy, Minecraft, past glory, Players, premier league, Rise and Fall, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, success, TEAM, Trio, Underdog

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1575	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the most chaotic and unpredictable server out there! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle mythical creatures, and try to survive the constant pranks and shenanigans of our mischievous players.

Remember that time when our reigning champions built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of the spawn area? Or when a group of players decided to start a llama racing league and things quickly spiraled out of control? Yeah, those were the good old days.

But don’t worry, there’s still hope for you to become the next legendary player on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring back the glory days and lead our server to victory once again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

bros, DATING, Despair, end it all, funny, gf, gfi, GOOGLE, humor, internet, lonely, love, meme, Minecraft, PIXEL, quirky, relationship, Sadness, Server, single, Technology, tfw, virtual

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	2998	Void Gems Collected:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8286	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking sheep, rainbow-colored trees, and a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. It was a night to remember!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the madness begin!

Doge’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGES, elon musk, Epic, finance, Future, internet culture, investing, market, meme, meme coin, Minecraft, Moonshot, Potential, reddit, smp, social media, speculation, Trading

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! For just 10 dollars (yes, you heard that right), you can join our wacky world of chaos and hilarity.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get ambushed by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you their dance routine. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers and plays dubstep music whenever you mine with it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a ruler who demands all players pay tribute in the form of…you guessed it, potatoes. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden potato, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player asked for a pet dragon and ended up with a house full of angry chickens instead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few potatoes along the way. Trust us, it’s worth every penny (or should we say potato?)!

Knight Mc

alliances, Arena, Battles, Clans, Combat, Community, competitiveness, ELIMINATION, Events, Faction, Gear, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Progression, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Votes:	5833	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7075	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	3955
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

KnightMC – The Ultimate PvP and Lifesteal Experience! Server IP: play.knightmc.fun

Dive into KnightMC, a hardcore PvP server where every fight matters. Engage in intense battles with our Lifesteal feature—claim victory, and steal hearts from your defeated foes. Lose, and you’re one step closer to elimination!

Our world is built for players who love the thrill of competition. Form alliances or go solo, raid enemy bases, and defend your own turf. With custom gear, balanced progression, and exciting events, every battle is a chance to prove your skills.

Join our community of fearless fighters at play.knightmc.fun—where PvP legends are made!

play.knightmc.fun:25786

Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fan favorites., Future, Genres, jump, Jumping, magazine, Manga, Minecraft, new releases, Popular, Saito, serialization, Server, SHONEN, storytelling, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and embark on a wild adventure with Saito, the mischievous llama who is rumored to have magical powers.

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a whole new genre of gameplay that will blow your mind! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, now you can! And who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. The future is bright, the possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Well / Minecraft SMP / TV /?

chilling, Cinema, creepy, Dark, Devil, Disturbing, Evil, film, Horror, Minecraft, movies, occult, Psychological, Satanic, Sinister, smp, Supernatural, Suspenseful, Thriller, TV, Twisted, twisted plot, well

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Farms Harvested:	357
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building your very own roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on, join us if you dare. Just remember, there is no more satanic line in cinema…or on our server!

VoidPrison

Adventure, Anarchy, building, commands, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Realms, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	9000	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	496
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

VoidPrison is a brand new OPPRISON server. Our minecraft version is 1.21.1.

Void Prison uses models and a cool texturepack to give players the best experience.

We have private mines, crates, pvp you name it. We’re also looking for new staff so make sure to join 🙂

play.voidprison.xyz

MINECRAFT CIS – Vanilla 1.21.3 [06.11.2024] Minecraft server

1.21.3, Anarchy, Cheats, Chunks, Community, coordinates, data packs, Hardware, Minecraft, mod, Plasmovoice, Rendering, rules, Server, Trade balancing, Trolley improvements, Vanilla, voice chat, Winter Drop

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

A simple vanilla-themed server in Minecraft version 1.21.3 on powerful hardware, with a friendly community. No whitelist.

There is a big rendering on the server! 32 chunks

For an interesting game, there are several official data packs on the server:

Balancing trade with residents. https://ru.minecraft.wiki/w/Trade_balancingWinter drop. https://ru.minecraft.wiki/w/Winter_DropImproved trolleys. https://ru.minecraft.wiki/w/Trolley_improvements

On the server you cannot view coordinates and some other information through F3. In order to see the coordinates you need to hold a compass in your hand.

Minecraft server is not anarchy! The rules are simple – do not disturb others, do not use cheats, xray and the like. In short, don’t be a dork.

There is also PlasmoVoice voice chat for convenient communication. https://modrinth.com/plugin/plasmo-voice

Attention! You will not be connected to the server without a voice chat mod!

play.minecis.net

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, CONSERVATIVE, funny, gloating, humor, internet, meme, Meme culture, mfw, Minecraft, ONLINE, Politics, reaction, right wing, RIGHTOID, Server, smug, social media, they, think.., Victory, winning, Won

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Are you tired of rightoids thinking they’ve won? Join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic build competitions, you’ll have the rightoids running for cover in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So come join us and help us overthrow the rightoids once and for all!