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CraftyCrowzCrafts

animal adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, Animal intelligence, animal learning, animal tool use, avian behavior, avian intelligence, bird behavior, bird cognition, bird intelligence, cognitive abilities, Corvus cornix, CraftyCrowzCrafts, crow species, Hooded crows, manufacture objects, mental template, problem solving, tool use

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, fam, dis server be like a magical land where hooded crows be out here makin’ all sorts of crazy stuff based on some mental blueprint they got goin’ on. It’s like they got some secret recipe for crafting that’s outta this world!

Join dis server if you wanna witness the epicness of hooded crows flexin’ their creative muscles like never before. You ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, trust me. These birds be on a whole ‘nother level of Minecraft mastery.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join dis server, you might just unlock the hidden power of the hooded crow within yourself. Imagine bein’ able to craft like a bird, fly like a bird, and squawk like a bird. It’s like a dream come true, my dudes.

So come on down to dis server and let the hooded crows show you the way to Minecraft greatness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

Faffshire: Where even the sheep have more mods than your computer can handle!

Adventure, aircraft, Apply now, Biomes, blocks, Computer, Create Mod Automation, creativity, Creatures, dimension overhauls, expanded mobs, Faffshire, handle, megafactories, Mods, Possibilities, revamped End, Sheep, Shenanigans, smp, Spawn area, Survival, THRIVING, train networks, Transportation, Twilight Forest, world generation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Faffshire Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Enhanced World Generation	Discover new, fun, and challenging structures in the world
Diverse Transportation	Travel in style and ease between builds and community hotspots
Centralized Spawn Area	Build shops and community spaces in the spawn town
Dimension Overhauls	Explore reimagined End and Twilight Forest
Create Mod Automation	Take creativity to new heights with the Create mod
Expanded Mobs & Blocks	Wide variety of new mobs and blocks to play and decorate with

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is griefing allowed on the Faffshire server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the Faffshire server. We have strict rules against griefing and cheating to maintain a positive and enjoyable community for all players.

How can I apply to join the Faffshire server?

You can apply to join the Faffshire server by joining our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/t9htdafTfq

MineDivine Minecraft Server

anguished moans, Animals, blasphemy, Blood, Caves, Commandments, DIRTY, Divine, divinity, Forbidden, fuck, GOD, innocent, kill, Minecraft, MineDivine, Naughty, Pleasure, rape, rich boy mansions, Server, Sin, wild bears

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so crazy, even God loves it! He’s always smiling and proud of all the naughty and dirty things happening here. – We have animals that do some… interesting things to each other. It’s like a nature documentary gone wrong! – Ever wanted to hear the anguished moans of rich boys in mansions? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular occurrence here. – And let’s not forget about the caves filled with wild bears spilling blood. It’s like a horror movie come to life!

So come on, join us for some insane adventures and unforgettable moments. Just remember, “tho shalt not kill” unless it’s in Minecraft, of course!

Minecraft SMP: Anon, please, we have simply invited you to this block party

Anon, BLOCK, Communication, Conversation, Desires, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Hear, ideas, INPUT, invited, Minecraft, Mr. Anon, Opinions, Participation, Party, Perspectives, please, sharing, Simply, smp, Thoughts, Thread

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Crops Grown:	8388
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary enchanted toilet seat of power! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who communicate through interpretive dance. Yes, you heard that right. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of llama magic. See you there!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Belly, bride, CHANGE, Conflict, controversy, decision, disagreement, Displeased, family, fashion, groom, husband, Marriage, maternity, Minecraft, mother-in-law, names, opinion, Pregnant, Server, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	5113
Dragon Eggs Found:	1150	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Enchantments Applied:	291	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws and a husband who can’t handle a little belly action? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can show off your pregnant belly in whatever dress you please without fear of being called names. Our community is all about embracing individuality and freedom of expression, so come on in and let your bump shine! Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated midwives are top-notch and can help deliver your blocky bundle of joy in no time. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not in the world of Minecraft!

NoParty4DaughterBirthday

advice, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, church friends, Communication, DAUGHTER, exhaustion, family, Frustration, Guilt, husband, MIL, mother-in-law, NoParty4DaughterBirthday, parenting, party planning, relationships, Respect, Support

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft parties and trashing your virtual house? Look no further, join our server where we guarantee no MILs or church friends will ever show up uninvited!

Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate your virtual baby’s birthday without worrying about strangers feeding them virtual food against your wishes. Say goodbye to oversized or undersized virtual clothes being forced upon your Minecraft kids!

Join us and experience a world where boundaries are respected, where your virtual carpets stay clean, and where you can actually enjoy your virtual celebrations without the drama. Plus, our server is MIL-approved, so you can rest assured that your virtual family gatherings will be drama-free!

Don’t cry over spilled virtual wine, come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can finally have some peace and quiet. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you there!

CraftyBlockFest – Where players unite to mine, build, and party!

BUILD, community event, CraftyBlockFest, cross-cultural exchange, cultural tradition, festive activities, global celebration, global celebration day, global festivities, global harmony, global holiday, global holiday activities, global holiday celebration, global holiday customs, global holiday event, global holiday tradition, global solidarity, global unity, international observance, new holiday, Party, Players, unite, unity and diversity, worldwide holiday

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring holidays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to bring you the most epic holiday of all time – National Creeper Day!

On this special day, everyone will gather in the virtual world of Minecraft to celebrate our explosive friends, the creepers. We will have creeper-themed parties, build giant creeper statues, and even have a fireworks display that will make you say “BOOM!”

But that’s not all! To truly embrace the spirit of National Creeper Day, all players must wear creeper costumes and speak only in creeper language (ssssssssssss). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life creeper roaming around the server (just be sure to run away before it explodes)!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to celebrate National Creeper Day like never before! Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

ISIS_BlockParty

air strikes, airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, extremism, iraq, Iraq War, Isis, ISIS_BlockParty, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	8140	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior like the brave soldiers in iraq taking down ISIS members! we’ve got crazy airstrikes happening all the time, with 14 enemies taken out in one go! imagine the chaos and excitement as you battle it out in our virtual world, feeling like a total badass. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. who needs real life when you can have this kind of thrill in minecraft?!

ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

alcohol, Beer, Beverages, Brews, caffeine fix, Chillcraft, chilled drinks, coffee, cold, Cold brew, Cold coffee, comparison, drinks, iced coffee, lager, refreshment, Room temperature, same temperature, Similarity, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dimension Hops:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	3311	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	9981

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VultureBFFs: Aged & Wise

aged, aging, aging patterns, aging process, Animal Behavior, animal friendships, avian aging, avian studies, bird behavior, food finding, food sources, foraging behavior, Friendship Dynamics, older vultures, scavengers, selective friendships, set in their ways, social bonds, social networks, stronger bonds, VultureBFFs, Wildlife research, Wise

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?