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Poolish Frens Minecraft SMP – SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of hearing about your friend’s obsession with Polish pools? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Forget about poolish frens and come join the chaos on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

Franchise Takeover Minecraft Server

business development, Business growth, business leadership, business management, business ownership, business strategy, business takeover, Franchise, franchise branding, franchise development, franchise growth, franchise leadership, franchise management, franchise owner name, franchise ownership, franchise strategy, franchise success, franchise takeover, Minecraft, new leadership, new management, new owner, Server, TAKEOVER

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7121
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have no fear because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being taken over by a mysterious and powerful entity named Xer.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to say Xer’s name three times before logging in, or else you might end up in a world where creepers wear top hats and demand tea parties. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Real Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, collaboration, Communication, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, falling out, Fauna, Friends, friendship, Honesty, Kronii, Minecraft, player, real, reconciliation, relationships, smp, social media, twitch, virtual, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so insane that even Fauna and Kronii, two of the most powerful players, are no longer friends. Rumor has it that their friendship ended over a dispute about who had the best pet parrot. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that drama.

2. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is that it’s guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens armed with enchanted swords. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the sheep into disco-loving party animals. You’ll never look at a woolly creature the same way again once you see them busting out dance moves to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, drama, and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a sturdy pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

YellowStone | 1 season Minecraft server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Potions Brewed:	165	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

YellowStone – 1 season. (started – 10/31/2024 – ended – ??.??.2025)

A small Minecraft project aimed at vanilla themes, naturally the server contains features that were not and are not present in other projects. It is worth mentioning the fact that there is a different generation of the upper world on the server.

You can get to the server both for a fee and for free; penetration is relatively inexpensive, so almost everyone can afford it. You can apply on the project’s official discord server; the link can be found on this page.

To purchase a penetration, please write to the technical support of our server. It is located on the project’s Discord server.

mc.yellowstn.ru

Ukraine Flag Minecraft Server

activism, blm, China, controversial topics, Flag, flag waving, Global Issues, Hong Kong, Hong Kong takeover, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, METOO, Minecraft, political activism, protest, protest silence, redditors, Server, social justice, troon, Ukraine, Ukraine flag

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the conspiracy theories on the internet? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Illuminati can’t keep up. We’ve got 90% of the Hong Kongers wanting independence, but where’s the support from the BLM/MeToo/Ukraine/Troon crowd? Join us and uncover the mystery behind this bizarre phenomenon. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to winning at Minecraft while you’re at it. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

The Chunky Misfits Minecraft SMP

Atlus, body image, body positivity, character design, chunky, cultural criticism, discrimination, Diversity, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, Inclusivity, marginalized groups, Media portrayal, Minecraft, misfits, representation, smp, social commentary, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight stigma

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crops Grown:	4638
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1635

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, including our chunky comrades! We believe in celebrating diversity, even if that means having a few extra pixels on your character. Join us if you’re tired of being judged by your virtual waistline and want to build a community where everyone is accepted, no matter their size.

But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, blocky, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hovercraft, Izuna, kotori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, Noa, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Utaha

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies come to help you out! They even bring you cake and throw a party in your honor. But watch out for the creepers who are trying to crash the party – they just want to dance too!

And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden portal will be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Uzbek Citizen In Minecraft SMP Carried Out The Terrorist Attack That Killed General Steve

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you 100k in diamonds and an EU passport (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures

School SMP

Adventure, bedrock edition, Community, Competition, Fun, Fun Adventure, game modes, Gaming, Ip:, java edition, leaderboard, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PORT, PvP, School, School SMP, Server, Survival, ultimate survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Emeralds Found:	1906
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Who are we?

School SMP Is full of fun and adventure

What do we have?

⇨ Ultimate Survival And more gamemodes coming soon!

( SchoolSMP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)

◆ JAVA IP: play.schoolsmp.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25573

Come Join the School and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

play.schoolsmp.fun:25573

4chan Loser Argument Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of arguing with losers on 4chan? Do you want to flex on them with evidence of your epic conquests? Join our Minecraft server and show off all the virtual babes who want to get with you! We guarantee that all haters will go silent when they see your pixelated harem. Plus, everyone who disagrees with you will be exposed as an autistic virgin. Join now and dominate the virtual world with your undeniable charm and charisma!