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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5088 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is afraid to join because he knows he can’t handle the madness. We have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a weekly Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: the dragon always wins).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get your very own pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him fed with rotten flesh, of course). Plus, our community is so awesome that even the villagers are throwing block parties every night.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Skip the silence and come party with us!
