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Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Farms Harvested:	650
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	140	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Votes:	9803
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	261

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	501715
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4845	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

Competition, Conflict, cultural beliefs, dark magic, eastern europe, folklore, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Minecraft, Occult practices, political implications, Propaganda, Religion, Rivalry, russia, russians, satanic rituals, SatanicCraft, Server, Supernatural, superstitions, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6776
Star Shards Collected:	99	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: The Mistake You’ll Love

acceptance, Decision making, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lesson, love, mistake, moving on, personal growth, positive outlook, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, resilience, second chances, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, wisdom, Youll

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	204	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make the mistake of a lifetime! Our server is filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to accidentally set off a TNT trap in your own base? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of accidentally punching a villager and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a live TNT block to other players before it explodes, and “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep into battle against other players.

So if you’re looking for a server where mistakes are not only welcomed but encouraged, join us and embrace the chaos! Just make sure to have your respawn button ready at all times.

DownUnderHeatwaveMC

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the heat is always on fire like australia’s hottest winter temperature of 107 degrees. we have lava pools everywhere for you to swim in and get that crispy tan. our mobs are so hot they make you sweat just looking at them.

we have a special event where you have to survive in the desert biome with no water for 24 hours straight. if you make it, you get a diamond block as a reward. but if you die, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

our admins are like the sun, always shining bright and ready to help you out. they even have special powers to summon lightning storms and make the ground shake.

so come on over to our server and experience the heat like never before. just make sure to bring some sunscreen and a fire extinguisher, because things are about to get lit!