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Measles Mayhem Minecraft

columbia university, disease outbreak, Epidemic, global health, global trends, Healthcare, immunization, infectious diseases, low-resourced countries, MAYHEM, Measles, measles cases, Minecraft, preventable diseases, public health, socioeconomic factors, study, Surge, vaccination, vaccination rates, vaccine reluctance, wealthier nations

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the measles are tryna get in on the action! Our server is so poppin’ that even Columbia University did a study on it, talkin’ ’bout how our player count be surgin’ like 140% in just a few years!

We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.

So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

SoullessCraft Minecraft Server

copycat games, generic storylines, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of emotion, lack of immersion, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of passion, microtransactions, Minecraft, modern video games, repetitive gameplay, Server, shallow characters, soul-crushing, soulless, soulless game design, soulless game mechanics, soulless gaming experience, soulless gaming industry, SoullessCraft, uninspired

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Tired of boring, soulless video games that leave you feeling empty inside? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

“DustyJudy the SMP Queen” – Minecraft SMP

confusion, dust settled, DustyJudy, hidden identity, Hidden Truth, Identity, investigation, Judy, Minecraft, Mystery, Queen, Reveal, reveal the truth, smp, solving mysteries, solving puzzles, speculation, Uncover, Uncovering, uncovering mysteries, uncovering secrets, uncovering the truth, unknown, who is Judy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ores Mined:	503
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unravel the mystery of Judy, the most elusive and mysterious player to ever grace our server. Rumor has it she was a master prankster who could turn your house into a giant potato with just a flick of her wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join? Well, besides the fact that we have the best community of players who are always up for a laugh, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, but hey, it’s all part of the fun).

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind Judy and create the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft world ever seen!

SibSquadSillies

baby naming groups, bad name examples, confrontational situation, defensive behavior, disrespectful comments, facebook group, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, long history, name shaming, Obsessive, parenting site, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, rude behavior, sibling names, sibling relationships, SibSquadSillies, stillborn baby, weird behavior

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your sister-in-law’s baby naming obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where your name is constantly under attack, just like poor Meadow and her siblings. But fear not, on this server, you can create a new identity and leave behind the drama of bad baby names.

SIL may have her opinions, but on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without judgment. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave the baby name drama behind.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where the only thing you’ll be naming is your next epic build. Who needs baby names when you have blocky masterpieces to create? See you in the game!

CelebSurvivalCraft

brush with death, brushes with mortality, Celebrities, celebrities who cheated death, celebrities who dodged death, celebrities who faced death, celebrities who narrowly escaped death, celebrities who overcame death, CelebSurvivalCraft, close calls, close encounters with death, death defying moments, famous near misses, famous near-death experiences, famous people, famous survivors, lucky escapes, miraculous escapes, near death experiences, stars who almost died, survival stories

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Emeralds Found:	7317	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Void Gems Collected:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you ready to survive epic adventures and brush with death like a true celebrity? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can test your luck and skills in the most outrageous ways possible!

We have had famous Minecraft players like Steve and Herobrine survive near-death experiences while battling giant creepers and dodging lava pits. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legendary survivor like them!

From epic PvP battles to insane parkour challenges, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat and laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next celebrity to survive the craziest Minecraft server around!

LobsterCraft: French Budget Blunder

blunder, Budget, economic crisis, excessive spending, extravagant spending, financial controversy, French, French presidency, government expenses, king charles, lavish event, lavish lifestyle, lobster dinner, LobsterCraft, luxury dining., opulence, political extravagance, political scandal, presidential meal, public outcry, royal dining, state funds, taxpayer money

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we be livin’ like kings and queens! i’m talkin’ lobster dinners worth €500K, like what even is that?! the French presidency be shakin’ in their boots cuz we be ballin’ so hard. come join us and live like royalty, buildin’ castles and eatin’ lobster every night. ain’t no budget holdin’ us back, we be livin’ the high life in this server. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us and be part of the madness!

PsychoLeanCraft

bipolar disorder, body alignment, cardiopulmonary function, cardiovascular health, Chronic illness, exercise intolerance, forward leaning, head posture, mental health, mental illness, musculoskeletal issues, physical activity, physical health, posture abnormalities, psychiatric conditions, PsychoLeanCraft, psychotic disorders, reduced cardiorespiratory fitness, respiratory function, schizophrenia

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	53
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	176	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD!

SO, GET THIS, ON OUR SERVER, YOUR HEAD POSTURE WILL BE MORE FORWARD LEANING! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IT’S LIKE YOU’RE ALWAYS READY TO POUNCE ON THOSE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES!

AND GET THIS, JOINING OUR SERVER IS ASSOCIATED WITH REDUCED CARDIORESPIRATORY FITNESS! I MEAN, WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT, RIGHT? YOU’LL BE SLAYING MOBS LEFT AND RIGHT WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Eternal Chaos

Anarchy, Community, Discord, eternal chaos, Experience, Fun, Helpful, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

A fun anarchy server for everyone to enjoy.The community is helpful and to get a better experience please join the discord.Please join the server and enjoy for yourself.

eternalchaosmc.com

AQUA PE Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, AQUA PE, building, Community, Crafting, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, No Private, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Items Found:	4011	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Vanilla Survival Server! Economy present

aqua-pe.ru:19133

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

19yo, bicurious, blocktopia, cuck, feet, femdom, fetish, Friends, Girlfriend, guce4, guce426m, Incest, instagram, irls, jerking off, kik, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, online relationships, Roleplay, Server, sexual frustration, sub

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Ores Mined:	4424	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing left for you to do is jerk off to your girlfriend’s friends’ Instagram pics! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who share a love for cuckolding, feet, femdom, bicurious adventures, and even a sprinkle of incest (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!). Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and explore the depths of our twisted fantasies together. Who needs a 19-year-old girlfriend when you have a whole server of kinky companions to play with? Come on in and let the debauchery begin!