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Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Craft, Fallout Edition, Felynne deRouge, Generation EONIA, Generation Ephemira, Generation Hanamizuki, Generation novamore, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Pixelink, prima, Production Kawaii, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Server, Shee Icho, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, Vereverie, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

Behavior, Campaign, controversy, Democrat, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, finished, interview, kamala harris, Kamalas, late night show, media scrutiny, Minecraft, News, Politics, public figure, scandal, smp, social media, Stephen Colbert, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4378	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

acceptance, biggest regret, embracing the present, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness, smp, wishing for change, yolo

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

ChunkyCraft

Binge Eating, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, dieting, emotional eating, fast food, food addiction, Healthy Eating, lack of exercise, late night snacking, physical activity, portion control, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-control, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy eating, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom Games, Farewell O Zemuria, funny, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Music, NIS America, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, smp, TGS demo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

NoResortNoGirlfriend

adventurous trip, AirBnBs, Boring, butler, communication problems, compromise, cultural experiences, financial independence, high price, lack of cultural interest, luxury island resort, luxury travel, NoResortNoGirlfriend, North Island, nouveau riche, personal boundaries, relationship issues, seychelles, sugarbaby, vacation preferences, Vietnam

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

actual account, author’s note, complexities, controversial man, Enigmatic, everyday reality, experiences, image, Melania Trump, memoir, Minecraft, misrepresentation, private person, public persona, public scrutiny, record straight, reflective, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Sleek, TEASERS, VALUES

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!