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putinbulletproofvestminecraftserver

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

join our minecraft server and you will feel as safe as putin in his bulletproof vest at a public event! our security measures are so unprecedented, even the creepers are scared to come near you! come build your own fortress and rule over your own virtual kingdom like a true dictator! join now and experience the thrill of being the most powerful player in the game!

tAlIbAnFuNzSeRvEr

Abuse, Afghanistan, Condemnation, crimes, discrimination, extremism, flogs, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, international condemnation, Justice, punishment, Taliban, Taliban atrocities, Taliban brutality, Taliban flogging, Taliban human rights abuses, tAlIbAnFuNzSeRvEr, UN, violence, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest shenanigans happening on our server! We got 63 people getting publicly flogged, including some badass women accused of crimes. The UN is all up in arms about it, but we’re just here having a blast building and exploring. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, action, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Can’t wait to see you there, fam!

nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP mInEcRaFt SeRvEr

80’s music, catchy songs, iconic songs, internet culture, internet jokes, Internet meme, internet phenomenon, internet trends, Lyrics, Meme culture, Minecraft, Music, never gonna give you up, nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP, Nostalgia, pop culture, pop music, rick astley, Rickroll, Server, surprise endings, viral video

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Towns Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Emeralds Found:	7424	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server and you will finally discover the ENDING of ‘never gonna give you up’!!!!!! yes, you heard that right, we have the secret ending hidden in our server for you to uncover. but that’s not all, we also have a secret room filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you superpowers. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

voiceland fun crafty

attractive, attractiveness rating, average voices, Crafty, distinctive, findings, Fun, gender differences, higher-pitched female voices, lower-pitched male voices, new research, Perception, Pitch, study, vocal attractiveness, vocal characteristics, vocal pitch, vocal tones, Voice attractiveness, voice perception, voice quality, voice research, voiceland

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	223
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Farms Harvested:	538	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that our voices are, like, super attractive. like, this new research found that if u got a lower-pitched male voice or a higher-pitched female voice, u gonna be rated as, like, super hot. so, like, come join us and let ur voice be the reason u slay in the game. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now and be the hottest player in town!

spain embassy minecraft server!!!

bureaucracy, diplomatic challenges, diplomatic mission, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic resistance, diplomatic staff, diplomats, Embassy, embassy move, embassy operations, embassy relocation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, ramallah, Relocation, Server, spain, stalled plan

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like embassies? well then have we got the server for u! imagine a world where embassies are in SPAIN but also in RAMALLAH, like whaaaat? yea, our diplomats are so unwilling to relocate that they built embassies in both places. join our server for the most epic diplomatic showdown u have ever seen. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE

Al Jazeera, collaboration, Communication, Connection, Court, Evidence, extremist, findings, Hamas, hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE, influence, investigation, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Network, News, Political, Propaganda, relationship, Terrorism, TIES

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Items Found:	8446	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Holy Grails Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Crops Grown:	9755	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story.

once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s more! they also discovered a portal to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on dragons, shooting fireballs at each other, and building giant castles made of cheese. yeah, it’s wild, man.

and the best part? the admins are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking llama.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ednasuperminecraftserver

animated character, animated film, animated movie, animated superhero, costume designer, creative genius, Edna, ednasuperminecraftserver, fashion designer, fictional character, hyper intelligent, incredible powers, pixar, super suits, SuperHero, superhero costume, superhero creator, superhero fashion, superhero movie, superhuman abilities, The Incredibles

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where edna, the hyper intelligent super, made super suits for everyone? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

imagine running around in a diamond-encrusted suit that shoots out laser beams and turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yep, that’s right, fluffy bunnies.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the rarest materials in the game? like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else.

plus, every full moon, a dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. if you lose, well, let’s just say you better start practicing your moonwalk.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with super suits, secret lairs, and dance-offs with dragons. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention the unlimited supply of cake? yeah, we got that too.

catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mines Excavated:	1620	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dimension Hops:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	184
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!