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LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6636
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4541
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Potions Brewed:	107
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Items Found:	1177
Dimension Hops:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	162445
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1309	Falling into the Void:	0

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	160
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	84	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Gods Slained:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Enchantments Applied:	210	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Farms Harvested:	706
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!