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Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

barnacles, Chaos, cold, cold as blue ice, Crafty, Dante, Dante’s Inferno, Demon, demon semen, Devil, devil’s dick, flavor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Ice, kakigori, Pick, Poison, razor sharp shards, Semen, Shards, sharp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magic Items Found:	4959

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Bi-RIZZ-ness MemeCraft: Where memes meet mining for maximum LOLs!

advertising, Bi-RIZZ-ness, BiRIZZness, Business, business strategy, CEO Sonics, Content Creation, Entrepreneurship, keeping a business going, lols, making money, Marketing, maximum, Meet, Meme culture, meme marketing, meme page, Memecraft, memes, Mining, monetization, online business, online presence, selling ads, social media, starting a business, viral content

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Hey there, fellow meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and epic trolling. We’ve got CEO Sonics running around like crazy, bumping into everything in sight until we reach our goal of morbilion dollars (whatever that means).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can start your own meme page business and sell ad space to other players. Who knows, you might just become the next meme mogul of Minecraft!

So come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures along the way!

Cobblemon Eclipse

Arceus style Outbreaks, buy and sell Items, Cash prizes, Cobblemon, Eclipse Network, EV Training, Gts, legendary pokemon, Legends, Minecraft, NPC gyms, Player Gyms, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokemon Chat trivia, Pokemon encounters, Rewards, Rotating Pokemon Hunts, Survival, Wondertrade

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Eclipse Network is the product of wanting to create an all inclusive environment within Minecraft, expanding across several gamemodes and playstyle. This direct listing is for our Cobblemon server. Cobblemon brings Pokemon to the ever-expanding world of Minecraft. Blending gameplay seamlessly, creating an experience you’ve never had.

Gameplay Features

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MangoCraft: Where Reading is OP

Book, comedy, confusion, Entertainment, Fiction, Food, Fruit, funny, humor, JOKE, literary, Literature, mango, mangocraft, misunderstanding, orange, perplexed, puzzled, reading, sarcasm

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and landscapes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy mango waiting to be devoured!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident mango expert, who will guide you through the orange wonders of our server.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are mischievous mango bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious fruit. Will you be able to protect your mangoes and survive in this zany world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you go mango, you’ll never go back!

Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

Crafty, Generate, humor, kill, kill rape marry, Killers, list, lol, long trail, Marry, marrying, meets, Minecraft, miners, Order, rape, tags, Twisted, up to 20

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Pixelated Panda Palace

Appearance, Asiatic, cultural identity, ethnicity, Identity, introspection, Palace, Panda, pixelated, Questioning, racial identity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can customize your character to look as Asiatic as you want! From kawaii anime eyes to epic samurai armor, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Panda King, who roams the land on a giant panda mount, spreading joy and bamboo wherever he goes. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic creature!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Noodle Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the Great Ramen Temple. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to summon a noodle tsunami to wash away their enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Breeders R Us

Breeders, breeding, breeding goals, breeding guidelines, breeding management, breeding practices, breeding process, breeding program, breeding resources, breeding selection, breeding stock, breeding strategies, breeding techniques, Crafty, genetic diversity, genetics, material, Reproduction, selective breeding, Thread

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Enchantments Applied:	68	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic breeding material thread you’ll ever see! Why settle for boring old cows and pigs when you can breed mythical creatures like unicorns and dragons? Our players have created some insane hybrids, like a half-enderman, half-creeper monstrosity that will blow your mind (and your base)!

But that’s not all – our breeding material thread is also home to the rarest and most valuable mobs in the game. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? How about a skeleton horse that shoots flaming arrows? We’ve got it all, and more!

So come join our server and dive into the world of crazy creature creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the next legendary breed that will go down in Minecraft history!

Welcome to LittleDigPlanet – the server where you can dig a hole to Bedrock and still get lost at spawn!

1.20.2, 10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area Claim, bedrock, Community, Creative Server, Dig, Discord, hard difficulty, Hole, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Lost, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, new map, No-Claims, Peak Times, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Spawn, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Minecraft Server Details
Server Type	Vanilla
New Map Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	10k blocks in every direction, expandable
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Render View Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What are the server rules?

We request players to be aged 25 or above, avoid annoying behavior, and do not use area claim plugins.

2. Can I apply to become a moderator on the server?

No, we do not appoint moderators or have any ranks in the server. All players, including the server owners, play by the same rules.

3. How can I join the server?

Join our Discord server using the provided link in the description and introduce yourself. We will whitelist you after getting to know you.

4. Are there any exceptions to the vanilla experience?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, and we use some plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

5. Do you have a separate creative or legacy server?

Yes, we have a Creative server for building and a Legacy server to view previous maps.

For any other questions or concerns, feel free to ask in our Discord server!

Minefort VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Farms Harvested:	193
Animals Bred:	69	Emeralds Found:	7256

Pros of Hypixel	Cons of Hypixel
Many game modes	Requires premium Minecraft account
Large player base	Can be crowded and laggy
Regularly updated with new features	Can be overwhelming for new players

Pros of Minefort	Cons of Minefort
Full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform	Lacks the same level of variety in game modes as Hypixel
Access to full FTP for customization	May have less players compared to Hypixel
No need for premium Minecraft account	Less frequent updates compared to Hypixel

FAQ

Q: What are the main differences between Hypixel and Minefort?

A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and has a large player base, but requires a premium Minecraft account and can be overwhelming for new players. Minefort, on the other hand, is a free server hosting platform with full FTP access for customization, but may have less players and game mode variety compared to Hypixel.

Q: Can I play on both Hypixel and Minefort?

A: Yes, you can play on both Hypixel and Minefort. Hypixel requires a premium Minecraft account, while Minefort is free to use.

Q: Which server is better for beginners?

A: Minefort may be better for beginners due to its simplicity and free access, while Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players with its many game modes and crowded environment.

Crafty Dictators Minecraft Server – Build your empire with Hitler and Stalin!

Alan Hiller, attractiveness, BUILD, bumble, Crafty, dating app, dictators, Empire, Gay Men, GRINDR, hinge, hitler, Joseph Starvin, London, Los Angeles, Men, messages, Minecraft, mustaches, new york city, painter, Secretary, Server, STALIN, Tinder, Toronto, Women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2584	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will answer life’s most burning questions? Look no further than our server, where we debate the age-old question: Who’s hotter, Hitler or Stalin?

Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!

Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.

So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?