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  • BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

    BabyPunisher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 2093
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Potions Brewed: 121
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

    Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

    Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FosterCraftBabyNames

    FosterCraftBabyNames
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8086
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

    So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

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  • TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

    TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 6267
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

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  • Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

    Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 256
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

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  • AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

    AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3237
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 607417 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

    our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

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  • SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

    SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1986
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Ores Mined: 4050 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 796
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 232
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

    But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

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  • TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

    TemptationCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 9242
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

    Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

    So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

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  • LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

    LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 1680
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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  • NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

    NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 1809
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Alien Abductions: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

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  • SisGotExposedLOL

    SisGotExposedLOL
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 7472
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

    Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

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