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SisSleepover Minecraft Server

balance, charisma, Charm, computers, Frustration, Game Nights, gym, hikes, hobbies, Insecurities, introverted, IT, Minecraft, nerdy, programming, self esteem, Server, SisSleepover, Social Skills, stand up for myself, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Void Gems Collected:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of being stereotyped as a socially awkward IT guy? Well, join our Minecraft server and show the world that IT guys can be cool too!

We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you forget all about those outdated stereotypes. Plus, rumor has it that the creepers on our server are actually secret agents sent by the IT guys to keep things interesting.

So come join us and prove that being a computer whiz doesn’t mean you can’t be the life of the party. Who knows, you might even impress your girlfriend’s brother with your newfound coolness. Join now and let’s break those stereotypes together!

JobStealerBoyfriendNoSupportAITA

aita, anger, Betrayed, Boyfriend, daytime position, Department, dramatic, EXCITEMENT, Excuses, forgiveness, hardware store, hurt, hurt feelings, JobStealerBoyfriendNoSupportAITA, lying.., minimum wage, MISTAKES, Monday-Friday, not supporting, Principle, stole job, Trained, training period, Transportation, Upset, verbal agreement

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Animals Bred:	183
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a lava pool! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, lies, and shady deals just like this crazy story we just made up! 🌋💔

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of backstabbing your loved ones over a virtual job position? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! 😂🔪

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where your boyfriend steals your dream job, lies to your face, and then expects you to forgive him because “people make mistakes.” 😝🙄

But hey, at least his mom thinks he made the right decision, so that’s gotta count for something, right? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, deceit, and questionable life choices! Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft drama like this? 😂🎢💥

TrumpedCraft: The Alternate Reality

Alternate, alternate history, Assassination, Chaos, consequences, Conspiracy, Government, History, hypothetical scenario, Impact, investigation, leadership, Politics, power, president, Reality, secret service, SECURITY, speculation, trump, TrumpedCraft, united states, what if

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mines Excavated:	3801
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Ever wondered what would have happened if Trump’s assassination had succeeded? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft server, we’ve created an alternate universe where Trump was taken out by a rogue Enderman! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns supreme and creepers run for president. Build your own White House out of diamond blocks, ride on llama-driven limos, and battle it out in epic PvP battles to determine who will rule this crazy new world. So come on, join us and see what could have been if Trump’s assassination had actually gone down!

EU Car Speed Limiters

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, CAR, driver assistance, driving habits, EU legislation, european union, intelligent speed adaptation, Isa, Limiters, new cars, road accidents, road safety, smart vehicles, SPEED, speed control, speed enforcement, speed limiters, speed monitoring, speed restrictions, traffic laws, vehicle regulations, vehicle safety

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the speed limiters are off the charts just like the new cars in the European Union! we got pigs flying at mach speed, chickens racing against each other, and creepers zooming past you like they’re late for a TNT convention.

if you wanna experience the thrill of breaking speed limits without getting a ticket, then this is the place for you. we even have a secret underground racing track where you can test your driving skills against other players.

so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of speed and join us for some high-octane fun! just make sure to buckle up, because things are about to get wild on this server.

Crafty4Ever

arithmetic, calculation, Counting, counting strategy, Crafty4Ever, education, educational techniques, learning, Manipulation, math concepts, mathematical concepts, Mathematics, multiples, number manipulation, number theory, Numbers, numerical patterns, numerical sequences, patterns, Sequences, teaching

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	6675	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

join our cray cray minecraft server where we make 5 and 10 mean 4 and 8 cuz why not lol. it’s like a math class gone wild but in a blocky world. imagine counting up with multiples of 4 instead of 5, it’s a whole new level of wackiness. come join us for some mind-bending fun and see if you can keep up with our insane number games. who needs normal math when you can have minecraft math, right? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

PeakLife Minecraft Server

activities, Adventure, culture, discovery, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, fulfillment, Fun, hobbies, leisure, Minecraft, new experiences, peak life, PeakLife, recent political events, Relaxation, satisfaction, self improvement, Server, socializing, travel, what to do

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	142	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question reality itself.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can battle giant flying squids with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world so insane, you’ll never want to leave! Trust us, it’s better than watching the news.

PaladinCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, armor, Battles, Characters, Dungeons, FANTASY, games, Gaming, Heroes, Knights, Magic, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PaladinCraft, Paladins, Quests, role playing, RPG, Server, strategy, weapons

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you Paladins out there! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to show off your Paladin skills like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful enemies. Only the bravest Paladins dare to enter, but the rewards are totally worth it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamond blocks grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Paladin hero in a world where anything is possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a dragon, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

KidCraft: Dumb Decisions Minecraft Server

boneheaded moves, brainless actions, childhood antics, childhood memories, daft escapades, Decisions, dumb, dumb kid moments, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, idiotic decisions, immature choices, juvenile blunders, juvenile follies, KidCraft, Minecraft, moronic incidents, naive actions, reckless behavior, regretful decisions, senseless antics, Server, silly mistakes, stupid stunts, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Remember that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, battle evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us and let the fun begin!

DeathCraftLand

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	7615
Star Shards Collected:	261	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	279	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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