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SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

CraftyWeightWatchers Minecraft Server

aunt, birthday gift, body image, body positivity, CraftyWeightWatchers, EMBARRASSMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family gossip, fat shaming, gift refusal, health concerns, Humiliation, Minecraft, overreacting, overweight, self esteem, Server, teenage years, weight gain, weight loss, weight watchers subscription

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some outrageous fun and insane stories!

Are you sick of your family fat-shaming you? Well, on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! No more worrying about weight watchers or dieting, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

Imagine a world where your aunt can’t fat shame you because she doesn’t exist in the Minecraft universe! Build your dream world without any judgment or humiliation. Plus, you can use all the money you save from not going to weight watchers to buy some epic in-game items!

So, join our server today and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players who appreciate you for who you are, no matter your size. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated, one block at a time!

ClubCraft: Drug Drama

Apology, Argument, career concerns, ClubCraft, Confrontation, Drama, DRUG, Drugs, ecstasy, facebook, fake story, Gaslighting, inheritance scam, mutual friends, nightclub, online business, PARANOIA, Rock star, Screenshots, VIP area, Writing a book

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with inheritance scams, rock star encounters, and ecstasy-fueled nights at the nightclub (not really, but we can pretend)!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good gaslighting session and enjoy having their names used in outrageous stories without their permission. Who needs privacy when you can have your name plastered all over a fictional tale involving fake drug use and VIP encounters with non-existent celebrities?

Join now and experience the thrill of arguing with friends over whether or not you’re the asshole for wanting to keep your online business reputation intact. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where anything goes, even if it means making you look bad in the process. Let the chaos begin!

NSFWadviceMC SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	856	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HoliCrafterz

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Do you love holidays as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, every day is a holiday! Join us for a wild ride through a world where every day is a celebration. Want to celebrate Christmas in July? We got you covered. How about Halloween in February? We can make it happen. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s make every day a holiday to remember!

ParkourPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo, so like, on this server, we got crazier stories than a Palestinian man found dead in Antwerp park with hands and feet tied! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and epic battles.

We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.

Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Items Found:	2428

Yo, imagine this: a Russian missile hits the Ukrainian president’s crib, like boom! But wait, there’s more! The city is already mourning from another attack, talk about bad luck, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have epic builds that can withstand any missile attack. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and of course, some good ol’ Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life chaos when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let’s blow things up together!

Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Divine Spears Created:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1521	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Minecraft Earth SMP Server Overview

Description
I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

Description

I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, add the host on discord (ViolentStormz) and make sure you are active in the discord server.
When does the current season start?	The current season is being worked on and will start in about a week.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there will be rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and community guidelines. You can find the rules in the discord server.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Crops Grown:	8453	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…

SayHisNameMC SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!