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> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Love Letters Sent:	15
Crops Grown:	1222	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Votes:	867	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

BlockyBarfCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftyCommunist Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine foreign minister kuleba visiting china in the game to talk about ending russia’s invasion… wait what? that’s right, we have real life diplomats playing minecraft to solve international conflicts! join us for the craziest diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see, plus you can build a castle made out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

BlockyRetirementAge

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!

Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	8259
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magic Items Found:	4529
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crops Grown:	1489	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?

DadDemands Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	9205
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for outrageous stories and wild adventures that will make you forget about real life drama.

Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

RedditCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Battle!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Enchantments Applied:	139
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Reddit and its endless debates over which is better, cats or dogs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate showdown between Reddit and X! Join us for epic battles where you can fight as either a cute little upvote or a fierce downvote. Choose your side wisely and dominate the server with your preferred memes and opinions. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!