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Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

PrayerlessParentMC

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Star Shards Collected:	89	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the game!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where praying to the Minecraft gods is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is a place where you can unleash your inner religious zealot and build temples to worship your favorite block.

Don’t worry about confusing your children with our unique brand of Minecraft spirituality – they’ll be too busy laughing at the absurdity of it all! Plus, our server is all about promoting good morals, like sharing your diamonds and not griefing your neighbor’s house (unless they deserve it).

So why pretend to be something you’re not on other servers? Join us and let your true Minecraft self shine – even if that means building a giant statue of Notch in your backyard. Trust us, it’s worth it!

CelebDouche Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Emeralds Found:	8358
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of dealing with douchebag celebrities in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up frustrations on virtual douchebags! Build a giant statue of the celebrity you hate the most and then blow it up with TNT for some satisfying revenge. Plus, our server has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in a “Celebrity Douchebag Olympics” to see who can out-douche the competition. So why wait? Join now and let the virtual douchebaggery begin!

TV Show TrashCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1722
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of watching the same old overrated TV shows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper sneaks up on you! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it! So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to endless adventures on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RoboGFs: The Next Big Fetish

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	87
Star Shards Collected:	262	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6254	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU!

ONCE, I WAS BUILDING A CASTLE AND A COW CAME UP TO ME AND SAID, “MOO-VE OVER, I’M THE KING NOW!” TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE BEDROCK. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. BEDROCK.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! AND REMEMBER, DON’T MINE AT NIGHT! LOLZ!

Robo’s World: Semi-Spud {Van-ish} {Not 1.20.4} {Krusty Krab Inspired} {WhiteyTighty} {TexturedMap}

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	632873	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Farms Harvested:	884
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Items Found:	1243

Server Overview

Server Name	Robo’s World
Server Type	Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes
Map Reset	No
Crossplay	Java & Bedrock

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Does the map reset?	No, the map will never reset.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no stealing, griefing, or hacking allowed on the server.
Can I join on both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, crossplay is enabled for both Java and Bedrock players.

PhenoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8850

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us and discover the mysterious phenotype that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly find yourself transformed into a half-cow, half-creeper hybrid! But don’t worry, this new phenotype comes with some awesome perks like exploding milk instead of TNT and the ability to moo your enemies into submission.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll gather from these eggs!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon! Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft in this wild and crazy event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the phenotype for yourself. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

KonoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Potions Brewed:	113	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us and become part of the epic saga of the two episodes kono, where players must battle evil chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even tame dragons to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that only the bravest of players can find and befriend. Rumor has it that whoever befriends the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the world of Minecraft like never before!

NoRoomForRelatives

Accommodation, emotional baggage, extended family, Fairness, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family vacations, Family Values, favoritism, hosting guests, NoRoomForRelatives, past grievances, personal boundaries, privacy, remote work, Resentment, sibling relationships

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Emeralds Found:	2767	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fairness and equality for all players! Just like in this crazy family drama, we make sure everyone gets their own bedroom – no more common areas for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself, just like this player did when they refused to let their extended family stay with them. Who needs to sacrifice their own comfort for others when you can have your own space to build and explore in peace?

Don’t be the “asshole” in this situation, come join our server where everyone is treated with respect and given the VIP treatment they deserve. And hey, if you have a crazy family like this player, maybe you can even get some tips on how to handle them in-game!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun and fairness begin!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7091	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate love potion! Join us and you’ll have more girlfriends than you can handle, all lining up to give you diamonds and build you epic castles. Who needs Tinder when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Just one sip and you’ll have a whole army of admirers following you around, ready to do your bidding.

So why waste time trying to impress girls in real life when you can join our server and have virtual girlfriends falling at your feet? Say goodbye to loneliness and hello to a world of endless love and adventure. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

MineTunez

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in silence? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where creepers drop sick beats instead of exploding. That’s right, every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll be treated to a dubstep remix of “All Star” by Smash Mouth. Join us for the ultimate musical mining experience!