Jizzing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

intimate moment, physical sensation, physical pleasure, Climax, jizzing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

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GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server

House, Minecraft, Agreement, Server, MONEY

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates changing the locks on you. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on crafting and building without any legal issues getting in your way.

Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of handling delicate situations with care and precision. No emotional outbursts here, just pure dedication to creating the perfect blocky paradise. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

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SibFree Bday Bash Server

rude behavior, party guests, kids birthday party, extra siblings, BDay

Are you tired of random kids crashing your Minecraft party like unwanted siblings? Join our server where we have a strict “No extra siblings” policy! Just like this parent who had to deal with unexpected guests at their kids’ birthday party, we understand the struggle of uninvited guests showing up unannounced.

Imagine logging into our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find a bunch of random players bringing their whole family along for the ride. No thanks! That’s why we have a special message on our server that says “Please no extra siblings.” We want to keep the party exclusive to your friends, not your friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s dog.

So if you’re tired of dealing with unexpected guests in your Minecraft world, join our server where we keep the party small and the fun big! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure guarded by a horde of unwanted siblings. Just kidding…or are we? Join now and find out!

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DinoLover420 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, thought-provoking questions, relationships, extinct animals, smp

Are you tired of boring old servers where all they talk about is sex? Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the REAL questions. Like, what’s your favorite dinosaur? That’s right, forget about dirty talk, we’re all about prehistoric creatures here. Join us for a Jurassic adventure like no other, where T-Rexes roam free and Velociraptors are your new best friends. Who needs romance when you have a pack of friendly dinosaurs by your side? So come on, join our server and let’s talk about the important stuff – like which dino would win in a fight, a Triceratops or a Stegosaurus? The possibilities are endless on our dino-tastic server!

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MineLink: Upgrade Your Brain!

neural implants, brain-computer interface, brain health, minelink, ethical considerations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with the latest technology straight from the future – Neuralink! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing benefits of having a direct connection to your Minecraft character’s brain.

Imagine being able to build a castle just by thinking about it, or defeating mobs with the power of your mind. With Neuralink, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him while exploring the virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old reality when you can live in a world where your thoughts become reality? Welcome to the future of gaming!

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CraftyCreeper20bilSales

international relations, CraftyCreeper20bilSales, aircraft sales, Biden administration, Hamas

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have $20 billion worth of weapons and aircraft sales approved by the Biden administration! Why, you ask? Because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies! Plus, Hamas won’t even participate in talks with us because they know we’re too powerful. So come on, join the fun and help us defend our pixelated land!

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Murk MMO: The Server with More Brackets Than a Math Book! Join Now for Chaos and Laughter!

MurkPvP Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
Bedrock IP	103.152.196.66
Bedrock Port	19132

Overview: MurkPvP is a Minecraft server with an old school factions feel, focused progression, and no pay-to-win items. The server features custom enchants, stacked and upgraded spawners, player-based auctions and economy, combat pets to collect, proximity voice chat, and a growing player base.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Copy the server IP “murkpvp.sparked.network” to your Minecraft client.
Is there a Bedrock version of the server?	Yes, the Bedrock IP is “103.152.196.66” and the port is “19132”.
Are there pay-to-win items on the server?	No, there are no crazy pay-to-win items. The server has an enabled economy, but nothing overpowered is available in the shop.
How can I suggest improvements or report issues?	You can contact the server admin on Discord at discord.gg/KBk4583a.
What plugins are available on the server?	Some of the plugins include MCMMO, Mob Arena, Quests, and Eco Pets for additional features and gameplay options.

FruitCraft Server

Server, bittersweet, Japanese culture, friendship, Love Triangle

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate copout adventure! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions, just like that show you couldn’t help but love. We’ve got crazy twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us for a wild ride that will make you say, “What a copout, but I love it!”

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AIWaifuDestroyer Minecraft SMP

waifus, hook-up culture, society, digital companions, societal norms

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to advance the development of AI waifus to destroy the overinflated “value” of women and decrease hook-up culture! Why join us, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can have a virtual girlfriend who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up or spending too much time gaming. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that is dedicated to creating the ultimate waifu army to take over the world! So come join us and let’s revolutionize the dating game one block at a time!

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Gluten-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, consideration, baking, dessert, dinner party

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a gluten-free apple pie at a dinner party? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question why you didn’t bring lactose-free drinks instead.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that rivals a celiac’s reaction to a regular apple pie. Who needs special accommodations when you can dive headfirst into chaos on our server?

So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!

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