Jizzing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

ejaculation, orgasm, blocky, sexual satisfaction, physical sensation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

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The Nut House: A Vanilla Sanctuary for Adults in Season 5 with Dynmap and Whitelist

Sanctuary, Server, Dynmap, hermitcraft, Discord

Feature	Description
Dynmap	15K x 15k World Border with Expansions
No AFK Kick	No automatic kick for being AFK
Active Discord	Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord
Build Team	Server Build Team – Applications Encouraged
Events	Frequent and Engaging Events
Shopping District	Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub, Portal Room Plans
End Dimension	Frequent resets for Elytra Finding
No Cheating	Strict no cheating policy
Experienced Staff	5th season with experienced and friendly staff
Proximity Chat	Optional proximity chat available

FAQs

How can I apply to join the Minecraft server?

You can apply by joining our Discord server using the link provided above. Once in the Discord, you can fill out a quick application to become a part of our community.

Is there a world border on the server?

Yes, there is a 15K x 15k world border with expansions available for players to explore and build within.

Are there any automatic AFK kicks on the server?

No, there are no automatic AFK kicks on the server, allowing players to take breaks as needed without being kicked from the game.

Are there any events or competitions on the server?

Yes, we frequently host engaging events such as base tours, build competitions, and game nights for our community to enjoy.

How often is the End dimension reset for Elytra finding?

The End dimension is frequently reset to allow players the opportunity to find Elytra and explore new challenges.

Is cheating allowed on the server?

No, cheating is strictly prohibited on the server. Our staff actively check for X-ray cheats to maintain a fair playing environment for all players.

Is there a proximity chat feature available?

Yes, there is an optional proximity chat feature available on the server for players to utilize during gameplay.

Quickland VS Hypixel

Lag-free, Economy, PvP, PvE, Community

Hypixel	Quickland
Pros	Pros
– Large player base	– No lag
– Wide variety of minigames	– Fun and engaging community
– Well-maintained server	– Active staff members
Cons	Cons
– Premium account required to access all features	– Limited game modes compared to Hypixel

Hypixel FAQs:

What makes Hypixel stand out from other Minecraft servers?

Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of minigames, and well-maintained server.

Do I need a premium Minecraft account to play on Hypixel?

Yes, a premium Minecraft account is required to access all features on Hypixel.

Quickland FAQs:

What sets Quickland apart from other Minecraft servers?

Quickland prides itself on having no lag, a fun and engaging community, and active staff members.

What game modes does Quickland offer?

Quickland offers a variety of game modes including Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock, and more.

TroyCraft: Where Even the Greeks Can’t Resist!

Mythology, Rts, war games, unpopular opinion, TroyCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like Total War Troy on steroids! Join us for epic battles, mythical creatures, and a quest for the ultimate Minecraft victory!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a Minotaur appears and challenges you to a duel. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with treasure guarded by a pack of angry Cyclops. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles that await you in our server.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a griffin, summon a kraken to do your bidding, and even transform into a powerful demigod with god-like powers. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs, then join our server today. Who knows what crazy antics and epic battles await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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CraftyBagel – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5325

general, Banners, PVs, patch notes, Normals

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that creepers actually tell jokes before exploding! You’ll die laughing, quite literally.

2. Our players have built a giant statue of a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right. Diamond eggs.

3. We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky music. It’s a thriller of a time!

4. The ender dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and now flies around in a cozy sweater. Who knew dragons had such soft sides?

5. Our server events include a “Build a House out of TNT and Survive” challenge. It’s a blast, literally.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughter.

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Reel SMP – No Fishy Business Allowed!

May 13th, Community, application, fishy, Paper

SMP Server Information
Server Name	REEL SMP
Description	A vanilla Minecraft experience where a community can come together. Striving to go beyond past SMPS by mashing a variety of personalities together to create unique content.
Server Release Date	May 13th
Server Version	1.20.4 Paper
Server Application	Application Form

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Do I need to be a content creator to join this server?

No, you do not need to be a content creator to join the REEL SMP server.

2. What is the server release date?

The server is set to be released on May 13th.

3. What server version is being used?

The server is using version 1.20.4 Paper.

4. How can I apply to join the SMP?

To apply to join the SMP, fill out the application form at the provided link.

Crafty Capitalist Kingdom

Kingdom, Peace, Kike, political system, America

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and systems? Well, look no further! Join our server where we don’t believe in capitalism or communism – we believe in the power of the White Race conquering all!

Our server was founded by the Founding Fathers themselves (in Minecraft form, of course) who never used the word “capitalism” because it was made up by a kike. Instead, they built America on the principles of family expansion and conquering shitskins. Who needs money when you have supply and demand, am I right?

Join us and choose whatever political or economic system you want – as long as you’re a functioning White person and women don’t have “rights.” Communism and capitalism are just made-up concepts, but the White Race? That’s real. And so are our enemies.

Experience the thrill of conquest and economic motion on our server as we strive for Total Kike Death, Total Traitor Death, and Total Idiot Death. Once we conquer the Aryan World, we can finally enjoy peace and quiet for around 30 years. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest!

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Crafty Creeper Co. – Indians aren’t coding your job away, you just need more diamonds!

career, outsourcing, software dev, coding, Indians

Are you tired of blaming Indians for taking over your software dev job? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner pajeet!

Our server is filled with magical blocks that will help you build the most epic structures known to man. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge other players to a build battle and show them who the real pajeet is!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of Pajeet is hidden somewhere in our server. Find it and you’ll be granted with unlimited building powers beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a software dev job loser, you’re a pajeet master of Minecraft!

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Cubium – Anarchy in Flat Minecraft server

Gaming, thank you, PvP, Community, Sandbox

Do you still remember Anarchy in Flat? The top Anarchy in Flat Cubium has OPENED! You can create your own Clan there and be the main one on the server! Or develop calmly.. COMPLETE ANARCHY! Thank you for your attention❤️‍?

d13.apexnodes.xyz:23025

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V For Vanilla: The Anarchy of No Map Resets

vanilla smp, Resets, no cheating, PvP, Griefing allowed

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
Teleportation	No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Modifications that provide unfair advantages over other players are not allowed. Please check with the admins before using any mods.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build wherever they like, as long as they follow the server rules. However, griefing other players’ builds is allowed.

3. How often are there server events?

Server events are organized periodically by the admins. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.