| Welcome to Shacknews SMP |
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| Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1. |
| Question | Answer |
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| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running Java v1.21.1. |
| Is the server P2W? | No, the server is not pay-to-win. |
| Do you have a Discord server? | Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord. |
| When was the server world last reset? | The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft. |
| Do you have a modpack? | Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth. |
| Server Type | Java Survival SMP |
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| Description | A multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience, with moderators and admins playing alongside the community without using commands for personal gain. |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival uses custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel compared to servers using common plugins like Essentials or GriefPrevention.
| Rule | Description |
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| No excessively offensive language | Players are expected to maintain a certain level of decorum in their language. |
| No politics or other controversial topics | Discussions on controversial topics are discouraged to maintain a positive environment. |
| No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits | Fair gameplay is enforced to ensure a level playing field for all players. |
| Do not disturb other players’ property | Respect others’ builds and avoid causing intentional damage. |
| Do not build too close to other players | Give players ample space by avoiding building too close to their territory. |
| Be respectful to others and be kind! | Kindness and respect towards fellow players is an essential part of the community. |
| No advertising | Promotion of external servers or services is prohibited. |
| Server Type | Modded SMP MMO RPG |
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| Mod Voting Channel | Available |
| Version | 1.16.5 |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server? | Yes, you can join the server by following the links provided in the video. |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server is modded with an MMO RPG theme. |
| How can I vote for mods? | You can vote for mods through the designated voting channel on the server. |
But wait, there’s more! We have cowgirl skins for new boats, including U-556, Kersaint, Unicorn cheerleader, Painleve, and FDG L2D swimsuit – because who doesn’t love a boat in a cowboy hat?
And don’t forget about the Anchorage Oath, Eldridge Retrofit, and special login campaign where you can earn an oath ring, 700 gems, and other goodies just for logging in! Plus, we have Felix, Flandre, and Shimanto Fate Sims – because who doesn’t want to see what crazy adventures these characters will get into next?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a talking sheep or a dancing creeper – the possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!
Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).
And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!
Join us for a truly unique experience where you can bring your partner along for all your virtual adventures. Need help fighting off creepers? No problem, your boyfriend can step in and save the day just like he saved this girl from her panic during doctor appointments.
And don’t worry about your friend judging you for letting your boyfriend see inside your nose – on our server, we embrace all the weird and wonderful things that make us who we are. Plus, who wouldn’t want a partner who can handle a little nose exploration?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your friend will be jealous of all the fun you’re having!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.
So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!
| Server Information | |
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| Version | 1.21 |
| Mods | BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, & more |
| Community Focus | We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects. |
| Grief Protection | Measures in place to protect builds from griefers |
Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.
Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features. |
| How do I get whitelisted? | Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects. |
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.
Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!