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Leg Locked in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Emeralds Found:	7131	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen, like getting “leg locked” by a mysterious player who will leave you scratching your head and laughing your pants off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what kind of shenanigans await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to the infamous leg lock!

BlockyFamilyDrama

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8217
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

Crafty Karate Chops: Escape the Blocky Battle Arena!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	52	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can use your MMA skills to fight off those pesky mobs! Picture this: you’re surrounded by zombies and you bust out a perfect roundhouse kick to send them flying. Or maybe you prefer a flying armbar to take down a group of skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and show off your MMA moves in the world of Minecraft. Who knew virtual combat could be so epic?

BlockyBlasterz 3D-Printed Gun Emporium – Crafting Chaos in Minecraft!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dimension Hops:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of waiting for 3D printed guns to be as good as normal ones? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground workshop where our players can create the most OP 3D printed guns you’ve ever seen! Join now and become a 3D printing gun master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Imagine the chaos as you hop around the battlefield, leaving a trail of confused bunnies in your wake. It’s hilarious and totally OP!

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. Get rich quick and become the diamond king of our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience all the insanity and hilarity our server has to offer!

DragonCraft: $waggy Server for Gamerz: PvP, Quests, & Treasure Hunts – Join the Adventure Now! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where players transcend into the world of Dragon’s Dogma 2! Join now and experience a world where pawns roam freely, and skills are beyond your wildest dreams.

Imagine creating your own character and embarking on epic quests with your trusty pawns by your side. Need a pawn to join your party? No worries, just ask in the thread and check out our Pawn Guild for the most up-to-date pawns ready to assist you on your journey.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret patches and updates that will keep you on your toes. Want to know more? Just click on our official Capcom survey and dive deep into the world of Dragon’s Dogma.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Dragon’s Dogma master! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

LolCraft: ‘r9k Rotter Bingo’ – trendy Minecraft server for hipsters and gamers alike! Join the madness now!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Items Found:	5114	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is secretly a vegan! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding sheep, talking villagers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon!

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come relax in our virtual spa, where you can soak in a hot tub filled with lava and get a massage from a zombie villager. Trust us, it’s to die for!

But that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether that leads to a magical land where all the blocks are made of chocolate! Indulge your sweet tooth while battling zombie pigmen and dodging flaming marshmallows.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive TNT traps). Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous realm in all of Minecraft!

Score: 9/10 – Great humor and creativity!

CraftyFujos: Home Sweet Pixelated Home

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8833	Alien Abductions:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Look no further, because on our server, Fujobros, we’ve got your back!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against the Ender Dragon or building a giant statue of a chicken out of gold blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mystical creature who only appears during a full moon to grant wishes and shower players with enchanted items.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on Fujobros, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

BlockyBaeCraft: The Ultimate Server for Epic Gamers! #No916691553 #AnonymousApproved

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	102
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! That’s right, you can soar through the skies on a magical bacon-powered pig while collecting precious gems for your next epic build.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built elaborate contraptions and hidden treasure chambers filled with rare loot. Join forces with them and uncover the hidden secrets of llama civilization!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a cursed swamp where the frogs have evolved into vicious monsters that drop enchanted weapons and armor. Fight your way through the slimy horde and claim your rightful loot, if you dare.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

#TacoTuesdayMC: Trendy Minecraft Server for the Hunger-Fueled Gamer! 🌮 #NewSpainEats #MinecraftMania #NomNomCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2781
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	7693
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we are ruled by the primary eating man of New Spain! Join us for the most epic feasts in all of Minecraft history, where we dine on virtual delicacies like diamond-studded cake and creeper casserole.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, where players can ride into battle on their trusty llama steeds and fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but shovels and pumpkin pie.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have the world’s largest collection of virtual sombreros, each one granting its wearer the power of infinite tacos and the ability to summon a mariachi band at will.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server anywhere else!

HoloCraft – Hololive 6th Gen Fun & Games server #HoloX

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	6804	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ruled by the legendary queens of Eden?! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself quakes in fear at the mere mention of our usernames.

Join us for crazy adventures and epic battles as we conquer the pixelated world of Minecraft. Our YouTube channels will show you the way to victory, with tutorials on how to build the most insane structures and defeat the toughest mobs. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitch for live streams of us taking on the Ender Dragon like total bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for behind-the-scenes shenanigans and sneak peeks at our next epic builds. And if you’re in the mood for some sick beats, check out our covers and original songs on YouTube – they’ll have you rocking out in your diamond armor.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, when you see us ruling over all of Eden, bow down and pay your respects to the queens of Minecraft!

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Space meets Minecraft! #RIPDeadSpace #ZombieNation #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Emeralds Found:	4382
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ores Mined:	7411
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of fighting creepy aliens in dark, spooky spaceship corridors? Come join our Minecraft server where you can battle adorable blocky zombies and skeletons in bright, colorful worlds!

Our server is like Calisto on steroids, with epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with square-shaped worlds as you are.

Say goodbye to the horrors of Dead Space and hello to the laughs and good times on our server. Who needs an intergalactic horror show when you can have a blocky paradise? Join us now and experience the true joy of blocky survival!

CheetohCraft: Insurrection Edition! 🧀💥🤣 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with those pesky magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglicans stealing your fisa left and right? Well, fear not, because on our server, we’ve got a special anti-magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglican forcefield to keep them at bay! Join us and protect your fisa at all costs while building the most epic creations in all of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough fisa, you might just unlock the secret to unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon named Fluffykins. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fisa protection begin! 🛡️🐲✨

CraftyBeez Minecraft Club: Buzzing with Fun and Adventure! #CraftyCraze

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of pretending to be a bookworm just to impress your matches on dating apps? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and show off your fake literary interests in a virtual world where nobody can fact-check you. Gain credibility by building impressive book-themed structures and impressing other players with your extensive knowledge of non-existent novels. Who needs real books when you have a Minecraft library to show off? Join now and let your fake intellectual side shine!