Jitsuwa Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyLoveNot

BlockyLoveNot, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, healing, HEARTBREAK, learning experiences, letting go, life lessons, love, moving on, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self worth, toxic behavior, toxic people, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Star Shards Collected:	235	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	218
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109

so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the love you need, man. like, seriously, we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s a magical place where you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons until the sun comes up. and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with mutant cows and talking sheep.

trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even herobrine jealous.

MercuryCraft: Seabirds Unleashed!

avian species, bird migration, bird populations, ecosystem health, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, environmental research, Environmental Science, heavy metal toxicity, marine ecology, marine pollution, mercury distribution, MercuryCraft, North Atlantic, ocean contamination, oceanic food chain, pollution monitoring, seabirds, toxic metal exposure, Unleashed, wildlife conservation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	2273	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8869	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

come join our server and explore the wacky world of seabirds who are actually secret agents for the mercury distribution mafia! watch as they fly across the North Atlantic, dropping mercury like it’s hot. will you be able to collect all the mercury before the seabirds get caught by the feds? only on our server, where the birds are shady and the mercury is plentiful. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of fish tainted with mercury!

GhostBox PVP

1.17, 1.20.4, 1.20.6, box pvp server, GhostBox PVP, Great Moderation, Minecraft, Not P2W, Prison, Progression, Regular Updates

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1369
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	1403
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

GhostBox PVPThe BEST Box PVP Server, that you will play!

Minecraft has a problem. It’s progression level!

GhostBox PVP solves that!

– ⚒️ Great Moderation

– 💥 Regular Updates!

– 🔓 Not P2W!Join Now!1.17-1.20.6 works. Recommended: 1.20.4

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GamePassCraft Minecraft Server

affordable, bo6, Cheap, COD, Cosmetics, digital content, exclusive, First Person Shooter, game pass, GamePassCraft, Gaming Community, microtransactions, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Player Base, Popular, rented game, Server, subscription service, video games, Xbox

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ores Mined:	2243	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	44	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking chicken who offered them enchanted diamond swords in exchange for dance-offs. Yes, you heard that right, dance-offs! And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where players can show off their best moves while battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn who grants wishes to those who can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and is now the most powerful being in the entire server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted armor. See you there!

TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

assclown, Dysfunctional, Hillbilly, ignorant, low iq, meth head, midnight tweaker, Minecraft, monster truck, redneck, Rural, Server, Sideshow, trailerpark, TrashCraft, TRASHY, Ultimate, uneducated, White Trash, white trash culture, white trash fashion, white trash humor, white trash lifestyle, white trash stereotypes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Towns Built:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	6861	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re looking for a place where low IQ sideshow trailerpark monster truck assclowns roam free, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us for epic battles with mobs that are as wild and unpredictable as a drunk squirrel on a unicycle. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by llamas wearing sunglasses and sipping on margaritas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and farting glitter.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of WTF moments? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HubbysCarDeny Minecraft Server

car accident, car buying, car features, car preferences, Chevy Bolt, Decision making, ev, Family Planning, financing, heated seats, HubbysCarDeny, husband, insurance settlement, long distances, luxury cars, Minecraft, monthly car payment, power tailgate, Server, sports equipment, storage space, Test drive

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2824
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Votes:	3041
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Animals Bred:	76

So, picture this: you’re cruising along in your basic SUV, minding your own business, when BAM! Your car gets totaled in a freak accident. But fear not, no one was hurt, just your ride. Now, you’re in the market for a new set of wheels and you want something a little fancier this time around. Heated seats? Check. Power tailgate? Double check. You’re ready to upgrade and roll in style.

But hold up, your hubby has other plans. He’s all like, “I’ll buy you a car, babe!” And not just any car, oh no. He’s pushing for an electric vehicle. Like, what? You’re not about that EV life, you need to haul sports equipment and travel long distances without the anxiety of running out of juice. Plus, you’re thinking about starting a family and a tiny EV just won’t cut it.

So, you go test drive a couple of cars that actually fit your needs and you’re all set to make a decision. But wait, here comes hubby with a curveball. He schedules a test drive for a Chevy Bolt EV, claiming he’s always wanted to try one out. You humor him, take it for a spin, and surprise, surprise, you hate it. It’s too small, lacks storage space, and just doesn’t vibe with your lifestyle.

And then, the kicker. When you tell hubby you’re not feeling the EV, he calls you a spoiled teenager. Um, excuse me? So now you’re left wondering, should you just buy your own car and avoid this whole mess? But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you can drive whatever virtual car you want without any EV drama. Join us for some blocky fun and leave the car buying drama behind!

BootyBlockerz

adult child, adult child living at home, AITAH, arguments, BootyBlockerz, car dependency, college graduate, Discord, dog care, Family issues, master’s degree, moving out, negative attitude, parental frustration, peaceful sanctuary, pit mix, rides to work, storage unit, unhappy living situation, unpacked boxes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of dealing with entitled adult children who refuse to take responsibility for their own unpacked boxes! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build your own peaceful sanctuary without any negative attitudes pulling you down the stairs. Plus, we have virtual dogs that won’t require you to walk them or care for them when you’re out of town. Say goodbye to discord and hello to a world where it’s your way or the highway (or minecart)!

GradeSkipper’s Minecraft Server

academic acceleration, academic achievement, academic challenges, academic success, accelerated curriculum, accelerated learning, advanced education, early graduation, educational advancement, educational challenges, educational experiences, educational opportunities, educational system, gifted students, GradeSkippers, intellectual development, intelligence testing, Minecraft, school experience, school memories, Server, skipping a grade, social interactions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Farms Harvested:	730
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	115	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being held back by your peers in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have “skipped a grade” in school! That’s right, only the smartest and most advanced Minecraft players are allowed to join our exclusive community.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of players start bragging about their multiplication tables. That’s the kind of intellectual stimulation you can expect on our server. Plus, we have exclusive classes on redstone engineering taught by a 10-year-old prodigy who built a working computer in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Grade Skipper” boss, a giant pencil-wielding monster who only appears to those who have proven their intelligence in epic trivia battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and join a community of brainiacs, come join our server and show the world that skipping a grade was the best decision you ever made!

DreamCarCraft

Dream car, dream car ambition, dream car aspirations, dream car desire, dream car dream, dream car dreams, dream car fantasy, dream car goal, dream car goals, dream car inspiration, dream car obsession, dream car passion, dream car vision, dream car wish, dream car wishlist, DreamCarCraft, exotic car, luxury vehicle, sports car, ultimate dream car

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of driving around in a boring old car in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying, rainbow-colored unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the coolest and craziest vehicles for you to cruise around in. So why settle for a regular dream car when you can have a unicorn car that shoots glitter out of its tailpipe? Join our server now and start living the dream!

TeslaCraft Server

Automotive Industry, electric car company, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, elon musk, innovation, model y, Server, Technology, tesla, Tesla announcements, Tesla CEO, Tesla development plans, Tesla future plans, tesla model y, Tesla Model Y launch, Tesla Model Y refresh, tesla news, Tesla production, Tesla updates, TeslaCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s, like, a whole new world, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on a dragon and battle evil witches with diamond swords. plus, there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere that’s filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. it’s, like, totally rad, bro.

oh, and did i mention that elon musk himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always building rocket ships and flying to different dimensions. you’ll never know what kind of crazy stuff he’s up to next.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft adventure. it’s gonna be a blast, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.