JIT spraying Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

CrazyCraft!

Agitation, Behavior, changes in appetite, crazycraft, delusions, disorganized thinking, emotions, erratic behavior, Hallucinations, instability, irrational thoughts, ISOLATION, lack of self-care, long tail: how to recognize mental instability, mental health, mood swings, PARANOIA, signs, sleep disturbances, social withdrawal, subtle signs of mental illness, unusual beliefs

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crazies out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of hunting down elusive pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Disco Party” where players can dance the night away with exploding green creatures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the deranged Enderman King who challenges players to a game of Minecraft-themed trivia for fabulous prizes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mentally unstable as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

GeoCraft Minecraft Server

$95 million, aid, aid suspension, Assistance, comes into force, diplomatic relations, financial support, foreign agent law, foreign policy, funding, GeoCraft, georgia, Government, international relations, legislation, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, Server, suspends, united states, US

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6606	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Votes:	7591	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159

so like, u know how georgia is all like “we gonna make sure no foreign agents mess with us” and then US is all like “nah bro, we ain’t giving u no money then”? it’s like a soap opera but with countries, u feel me?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!

SarcellesCraft

anti-semitism, community cohesion, cultural diversity, diaspora, Europe, extremism, France, global migration, immigration, integration, Jewish community, Jews, minority rights, Multiculturalism, Rabbi, religious freedom, religious persecution, Sarcelles, SarcellesCraft, security concerns, Tensions

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the sickest beats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a virtual family. We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where we all gather around a virtual campfire and share our favorite taco recipes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive, even the Endermen are lining up to get in. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

NeighborCraft

Anonymity, Communication, Community, Connection, Digital, Digital World, hidden identity, Interaction, internet, neighbor, NeighborCraft, ONLINE, online anonymity, online connections, online friends, online interactions, online presence, online relationships, social media, stranger, virtual

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Star Shards Collected:	129	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, you ever think about how wild it is that the person you’re mining diamonds with could be living next door to you in real life? Like, what if Steve from down the street is actually a pro Minecraft player and you never even knew it? Join our server and maybe you’ll discover that your grandma is actually a redstone wizard in disguise.

We’ve got so many wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at creepers? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the only place where you can battle giant chickens and ride llamas into battle like a true warrior.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see your explosive masterpiece. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and trade rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that your long-lost twin is actually a pro builder who’s been hiding in the shadows all this time. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

ForestCraft . Grief Survival Minecraft Server

Daily Rewards, Delivery, DISCOUNTS, Donations, Events, Forestcraft, Game, Grief, ip address, Kits, Minecraft, Perks, Prices, Prizes, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Teams, Tube server, Warps, Whales

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	270766
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to the Forest-Craft project, we have a tube server, a comfortable game and more.

Grief survival with perks, daily rewards and events,

cool whales ( /kits ), warps, daily prizes ( /prize ).

Fast delivery and low prices for donations.

Events and discounts on donations are often held.

It is possible to buy a donation for 7, 15, 30 days and forever.

Donators have a lot of cool whales and teams.

IP address: Forest-craft.ru

Autodonate: https://Forest-craft.ru

VKontakte: https://vk.com/Forest-craft

Forest-craft.ru

Supremely average Network: SMP – where mediocrity rules and excitement drools!

Active Staff, Average, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Drools, Dungeons, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Mediocrity, Minigames, Network, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rules, Shop, Skyblock, smp, supremely, Survival, Voting

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Cracked Minecraft Server
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock editions
Online Status	24/7

Join us on Discord here for IP and port and connect with other players!

Can’t wait to see you in the game! 🌍💬

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server cracked?	Yes, our server is a cracked Minecraft server.
What editions are compatible?	Both Java and Bedrock editions can play on our server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, our server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay.

DoggyEuthanizeMC Server

Death with Dignity, DoggyEuthanizeMC, emotional pain, end of life, EUTHANASIA, euthanasia considerations, euthanasia debate, euthanasia decision, euthanasia ethics, euthanasia for humans, euthanasia for pets, euthanasia laws, euthanasia options, euthanasia process, euthanasia rights, euthanasia support, euthanized, mercy killing, Server, sick dog, Suffering, terminal illness

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could just respawn in real life like you do in the game? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity.

We have a special feature where if you die in the game, you actually die in real life! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors ready to euthanize you like a sick dog and bring you back to life in the game. It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and euthanasia, but hey, at least you’ll never get bored!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff and die). Who knew Minecraft could be so… deadly?

SMP_CraftyCreeper15394125

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Towns Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. You must navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon forests to prove yourself worthy of their kingdom. But beware, they have a strict “no porkchop” policy!

If pigs aren’t your thing, how about joining our underwater city where the squids have formed a government and are trying to pass laws that ban all land-dwellers from entering their territory. Can you sneak past their ink defenses and uncover their secret plans?

And if all else fails, you can always join our annual “Chicken Olympics” where players compete in events like egg tossing, chicken jousting, and the infamous “Cluck-Off” competition. The winner gets a golden feather and eternal bragging rights!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

FamilyDrama Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #familydrama, AITAH, awful relationship, Bonding, Communication, Communication Issues, cultural clash, Cultural differences, European roots, family dynamics, Grandchild, mediate, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Pregnancy, Rift, Russian values, Server, vaccination, Visit, Wife

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	3490
Magic Items Found:	8301	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your own family seem boring in comparison.

Imagine a world where your in-laws fly all the way to Russia to meet their grandchild, only to be denied the chance to hold him because of some vaccination drama. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

And don’t forget about the cultural clashes between European and Russian values. Who knew Minecraft could teach you so much about international relations?

So come join us on this server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through?

SurgerySassCraft

family conflict, family pressure, financial trouble, local hospital, Medicaid/Medicare, niece surgery, public health insurance, single mom, spine surgery, surgery assistance, surgery assistance offer, surgery center, surgery center owner, surgery complications, surgery decision, surgery ethics, surgery options, surgery refusal, surgery reimbursement, surgery scheduling, SurgerySassCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister-in-law living with you? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and medical mishaps!

We specialize in spine surgery, just like the surgery center in this crazy story. But don’t worry, all of our surgeons take public health insurance, so you won’t have to deal with any Medicaid/Medicare drama here.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to convince your family members to let you perform surgery on them in a virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!