CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

catastrophe, CraftyPutinsDisaster, diplomatic tensions, government response, historical event, international relations, investigation, Kursk, leadership failure, media coverage, memorial, military incompetence, Minecraft, naval tragedy, political blame, public outcry, putin, Remembrance, russia, Server, submarine disaster, tragedy aftermath, Zelensky

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

accident, Army, Attack, Conflict, convoy, Defense, Destroys, Destruction, forces, Helicopter, Hits, Incident, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, mishap, mistake, mistakenly, Msta-S, russia, Russian, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

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BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

Adults, Allowed, BarebonesMP, Cheating, Community, Creative, Discord, discrimination, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Kids, Map Reset, Minecraft, mob farms, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, respectful, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

14 years old, acting strange, Anonymity, Gaming Community, gaming habits, Having Fun, Identity, Minecraft, online behavior, online experiences, online gaming, online identity, online persona, personal growth, playing online video games, pretending to be a girl, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social interactions, stupid, virtual world, yos..

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Votes:	3937
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	7278
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Farms Harvested:	970
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Farms Harvested:	118	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

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