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TrashBalloonWars Minecraft Server

border, Communication, Conflict, east asia, escalation, hostility, international relations, Korean Peninsula, loudspeaker broadcasts, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, North Korea, Political, Propaganda, propaganda war, provocation, RETALIATION, Server, south korea, Tension, trash balloons, TrashBalloonWars

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Potions Brewed:	127	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like South Korea vs North Korea up in here, but with loudspeaker broadcasts and trash balloons flying everywhere! Join us for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we try to out-trash each other. Plus, who doesn’t want to see what happens when you mix Minecraft with international diplomacy gone wild? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! Let’s show those trash-talking North Koreans who’s boss in this wacky server!

SnapElectionCraft

centrist party, cnn, election results, EU vote, european parliament, european union, far-right parties, French far right, French politics, Macron, political analysis, political defeat, political implications, political landscape, political strategy, Politics, populist movements, snap election, SnapElectionCraft, voter turnout

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.

plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.

VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights

analog, AUDIOPHILES, Audiovisual Experience, DELIGHTS, Digital, digital music, digital video, digital vs analog, media formats, MODERN, Music (Industry), music lovers, Nostalgia, Preference, sound quality, Technology, technology debate, VHS tapes, VHSvsDIGI, VIBES, video quality, videophile, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!

If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!

Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!

TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.

FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	4315	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

PokeCraft Server – Straight Outta Pokeballs

A-Ninetales, ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, deoxys, female pokemon, garchomp, Green/Glaceon, Green/Vaporeon, human-pokemon, hypno, Lopunny, male humans, manaphy, Meowscarada, on-model autists, Outta, pokeballs, pokecraft, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, Server, solo female pokemon, Straight.., Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8

Welcome to the Pink Mythical Brat Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the wild and wacky world of Pokephilia! That’s right, we’re talking about humans getting down and dirty with Pokemon in ways you never imagined.

Imagine a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies with your favorite Pokemon. Want to see a female Pokemon with a male human? We got it. How about solo female Pokemon? Yep, we’ve got that too. And for those brave souls out there, we even allow female humans with male Pokemon. It’s a wild, wild world out there, folks.

But wait, there’s more! We’re all about breaking boundaries here, so forget about on-model autists. Anthro is totally okay on our server. And AI? Sure, why not. Just keep the dumps in dedicated threads, please.

Still not convinced? Check out our hot links for some steamy Pokephilia content. From Zangoose to Blaziken, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our [Game] Pocket Campfire? It’s a real blast, we promise.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your very own pokewife (or pokewives) along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible. Let the Pokephilia adventures begin!