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Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crops Grown:	7367
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Buildings Constructed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Farms Harvested:	410	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mines Excavated:	2737	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Crops Grown:	7072	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de