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Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, Amiya Alt, arknights, Arknights General, blocky, cement, Civilight Eterna, hoederer, Humus, ines, Knights, Minecraft, paprika, Server, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	7031	Star Shards Collected:	77
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Runes Activated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

1 billion dollars, billionaire, bills, budgeting, club, economic inequality, economic policy, financial freedom, Financial Stability, government spending, income, investing, long-term wealth, million dollars, Minecraft, MONEY, personal finance, retirement planning, saving money, smp, tax evasion, TAXES, universal healthcare, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

addiction, addicts, alcohol, Anon, Anons, Brain, brain damage, Damage, Drugs, human again, inspirational stories, long-term effects, lost humanity, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, Recovery, recovery journey, Rehabilitation, Server, substance abuse, Support, untreated mental health, vices

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

affectionate, autistic, Caring, Compassionate, cute, Dedicated, emotional connection, girl, Life, love, Loyal, loyal partner, meaningful connection, Minecraft, neurodiversity, relationship, smp, special bond, special needs, supportive, Understanding, Unique

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, homeless survival, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

Anime, anime art, art, art request, artist, canvas, character design, Commission, Concept Art, Crafty, Creative, creativity, digital art, drawing, drawthread, FANART, illustration, Manga, manga art, Minecraft, Request, Server, sketch, traditional art

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Asshole, Behavior, CHANGE, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Deception, dishonesty, Effort, Frustration, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, relationships, self improvement, self-sabotage, smp, Todd, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ores Mined:	8221	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	77499	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Love Letters Sent:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Items Found:	6728	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

#announcement, Anon’s Gun-Fu(n) Guide, black ops 6, blocky, blog posts, BLOX, call of duty, cod:g, Gunsmith, legend, Meta, Minecraft, Modes, new maps, Nuketown Edition, Online Gunsmith, patch notes, raven software, smp, Tactical Maps, Trello Boards, truegamedata, Updates, warzone, warzone meta, Weapon Builds, Xylophones

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2556
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!