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Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

Analysis, club, controversy, discussion, Fans, football, Interpretation, Madrid, Meaning, Media, Minecraft, Players, press conference, reaction, real, real madrid, Rumors, smp, social media, speculation, sports, Statement, TEAM, viral

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Star Shards Collected:	190
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	New Chunks Explored:	915923

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

PuppyVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, dog, family, Guilt, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Pets, Project, PuppyVacayNoWay, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, sister, Support, travel, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

cyber safety, cyber threats, Data Protection, data security, digital footprint, digital identity, digital privacy, image sharing, internet privacy, leaked nudes, Minecraft, NudeLeaksGoneWild, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, personal information, personal photos, privacy, privacy breach, sexting, smp, social media

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Animals Bred:	111	Dragon Eggs Found:	7610
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

CraftyPoundsLost

balance, Consistency, CraftyPoundsLost, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, Journey, lifestyle change, long term results, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7116	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Emeralds Found:	6457
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Towns Built:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

Community, deep, deep sea creatures, deep sea exploration, deep sea habitat, Giant tubeworms, hydrothermal vents, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, ocean floor, oceanic ecosystem, pacific ocean, Pacific seafloor, sea, seafloor, seafloor discovery, Server, subsea community, thriving ecosystem, Tubeworms, underwater discovery, underwater world, unique ecosystem

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Animals Bred:	65	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

DupeLeo

Anarchy, PvP, PvP Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Bedwars Prison Parkour Towny Pixelmon Skywars Buildbattle KitPvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	246	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Divine Spears Created:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

DupeLeo.mc.gg:2010

cojis galaxy

application, Bedwars, build test, Builders, cojis, Discord, Factions, Galaxy, locations, Minecraft, Mini Games, new, Prison, PvP, Server, spawns, Staff, Survival, up and coming, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Votes:	3622
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

CojisGalaxy.mcserv.fun

Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, Civilisation, coin economy, combat system, Conquer, Create, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, firearms, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, mildly, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Sildaris, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wild, wine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Alien Abductions:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Server Name	The Sildaris Wilds
Version	1.20.1
Trailer	Watch Trailer

Overview

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

What can players do on the server?

Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

Are there any upcoming updates or events?

We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

Is there a unique economy system on the server?

Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.