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Tartaria MC

base, bedrock, building, Claims, Community, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Crates, Economy, economy-based, Events, family, free, Friendly, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, Greiffree, grief-free, hidden wonders, in-game ranks, java, Jobs, Keys, Landclaims, mc, Minecraft, MONEY, Perks, Pinataparty, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Relaxed, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, Steampunk, Supportive Community, Survival, TartariaMC, Towny, VIBE, Voting

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

At Tartaria MC, we believe that community is where it all begins. Our Java/Bedrock cross-play server provides a relaxed, grief-free environment where players can come together to pursue their goals, forge new friendships, and create magnificent things. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers jobs to earn money, voting for in-game ranks, keys, and perks. Explore custom crates, connect with our supportive community, and uncover hidden wonders. Forge your legend in TartariaMC!

play.tartariamc.org:25591

BonesMP: where skeletons party and zombies are the bouncers! Java and Bedrock players welcome, just no creepers allowed!

3D map, Allowed, bedrock, BonesMP, Bouncers, Builds, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Dimensions, Discord, Events, gameplay, Giveaways, Griefing, java, Minecraft, Party, Players, Plugins, Proximity, Reset, resource pack, rules, Server, Skeletons, smp, text chat, Vanilla, voice chat, zombies

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

BareBonesMP Server Overview
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link:	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap:	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website:	https://barebonesmp.com/

Server Features
24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules
1. No Griefing or Stealing
2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
5. Be Respectful and kind to other members
6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
7. The keyword is andesite
8. No Advertising or Spamming other members
9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How long has BareBonesMP been running?: BareBonesMP has been running since April 25th, 2019, with Season 7 starting on August 5th, 2024.
Is there a dedicated Discord server for BareBonesMP?: Yes, you can join the Discord server for BareBonesMP to be whitelisted and engage with the community.
What are the main features of BareBonesMP?: The server offers 24-7 uptime, vanilla gameplay with enhancing plugins, custom world generation, active community events, and more.
What are the server rules?: The server rules include no griefing or stealing, no hacking or cheating, no discrimination, and being respectful and kind to other members.

CraftyCoast Minecraft Server

administration, biden, contract demands, CraftyCoast, democrats, East Coast, East Coast Democrats, economic havoc, election, ILA, ILA strike, longshore strike, Minecraft, port workers, railroad strike, Server, SETTLEMENT, shipping companies, strike, strike strategy, union, union demands

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Biden’s decision-making process? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Biden himself would struggle to keep up. Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with shipping companies, finalizing contract demands, and strategizing strikes like a pro. Who needs politics when you can be a part of this epic drama? Join now and see if you can handle the madness!

CarCraft SMP – >when you install Arch on your new car

arch, arch linux, CAR, car computer, car customization, car customization ideas, car hacking, car modifications, car mods, car operating system, car software, car software installation, car tech, car tech community, car tech enthusiasts, car tech projects, car technology, car upgrades, CarCraft, custom car, DIY car upgrades, gtwhen, Install, installing Arch, new car, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Farms Harvested:	959

🚗 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take things to a whole new level! Ever wanted to install Arch Linux on your car? Well, here you can do just that! Our server is filled with crazy mods and plugins that will have you driving around in a car powered by Linux in no time.

Join us for epic car races where you can show off your mad Linux skills while zooming past your friends. But be careful, because the roads are filled with creepers and zombies who are just dying to crash your ride!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take your car on a journey to the Nether? Who needs a portal when you can just drive straight into the fiery depths of the underworld? Just make sure you have enough gas to make it back in one piece!

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your car’s fuel tank). See you on the road, fellow Linux enthusiasts! 🚗🔥💻

LockCraft: YTA for wanting my door locked

Boundaries, cat behavior, cat-proofing, Door, door locking, door security, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, generational living, home security, invasion of privacy, LockCraft, LOCKED, PARANOIA, personal safety, personal space, pet behavior, privacy, Safety, toxic behavior, Wanting, YTA

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of your parents invading your privacy and blaming their problems on you? Do you have a cat who loves to play pranks on you while you sleep? Do you have deranged step family members trying to break into your house? Then come join our Minecraft server where privacy and safety are guaranteed! Our server is so secure, even your cat won’t be able to mess with your stuff. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of toxic family dynamics. So come on over and build your virtual safe haven with us!

SillySMPChatter

awkward phrases, bad jokes, colloquial language, Communication, Conversation, cringeworthy remarks, dumb comments, embarrassing statements, foolish talk, imprudent remarks, inappropriate language, Language, nonsensical phrases, ridiculous expressions, senseless words, silly sayings, SillySMPChatter, Social Interaction, stupid phrase, unintelligent speech, verbal communication

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered laser beams. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plan? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day

Beliefs, BoomerCraft, changing times, Cultural differences, customs, Day, evolving beliefs, family dynamics, generational differences, lifestyle changes, Modernization, normal, parental influence, parents, perspective, societal expectations, societal norms, traditional values, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3233
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Love Letters Sent:	16	Potions Brewed:	103
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are your parents still living in the Stone Age while you’re out here crafting diamond swords and building epic castles in Minecraft? Then you need to join our server ASAP!

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist logging on. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that breakdance, and villagers that throw the wildest parties.

Forget about your parents’ boring rules and restrictions, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing normal is being totally insane!

SkyBlock Airlines Minecraft Server

air travel, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), conflict escalation, Flight Cancellations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, potential attack, proxies, regional instability, Safety concerns, security measures, security threat, Server, Skyblock, travel alerts, travel disruptions

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	62
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got creepers blowing up houses, zombies invading villages, and skeletons shooting arrows at unsuspecting players. but wait, there’s more!

we also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off an army of evil villagers who are trying to take over the server. and if that’s not enough, we have a giant lava pit where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches to see who is the ultimate warrior.

but the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where players can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens. it’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

BaseAttackCraft

American, Attack, base, BaseAttackCraft, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, hurt, injured, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Officials, personnel, SECURITY, soldiers, Terrorism, Updates, US, violence

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2024	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

lol imagine if that was a minecraft server event! like, you join the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a crazy battle against a base in Iraq! US personnel are getting hurt left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all just a fun virtual game! join now for the most intense and insane battles you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles like this?! come join us and see if you can survive the attack against the base in Iraq!

PsychoNeuronCraft

Analysis, Brain, brain function, cellular level, drug testing, Drugs, effects, Experimental Methods, methodology, microscopy, neuronal activity, neurons, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, psychedelic research, psychedelics, PsychoNeuronCraft, Rapid Results, research, Science, study

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have a new method that tracks how psychedelics affect neurons in minutes! yes, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level of trippy!

imagine mining for diamonds while your neurons are going wild with psychedelic effects, it’s a whole new experience that you won’t find anywhere else. our server is like a virtual acid trip, but without the bad comedown.

join us now and see your minecraft world in a whole new light, literally! who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have neurons firing in all directions? come join the fun and let’s get psychedelic together!