Jimmy Hu Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FilterCraft: Where even the creepers get censored!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8648	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	New Chunks Explored:	377062
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world filled with amateur racing car enthusiasts who do what car enthusiasts do best – race like complete amateurs!

Picture this: you’re zooming down a pixelated track in a blocky sports car, dodging obstacles like exploding creepers and flying pigs. The adrenaline rush is real, my friend. And the best part? Our amateur racers have no idea what they’re doing, so chaos and hilarity ensue at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to compete in ridiculous racing challenges like the “Chicken Crossroad Dash” or the “Enderman Slalom Showdown.” Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner amateur racing car enthusiast run wild. Just be prepared for some seriously LOL-worthy moments and epic fails along the way. See you on the track!

MineWatch: Digging for Victory!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to embark on Venture’s Adventures, where you can be the hero of your own story. Watch out for the Season 10 trailer, it’s so epic it’ll make you want to jump into your computer screen!

But wait, there’s more! We have a new hero, Venture, who will blow your mind with their amazing abilities. And don’t even get me started on the Competitive rework – it’s like a whole new game! Plus, we have Clash gamemode trials and Mirrorwatch mode for some extra craziness.

And that’s not all, folks! We have a Pride Event coming up that will make you want to strut your stuff, and a Porsche Collab that will have you racing around the map in style. Oh, and did I mention the Space Ranger coming in Season 12? Yeah, it’s gonna be out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Safe Haven: Where You Can Trust People Saying It’s Safe

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Farms Harvested:	816	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Taylor Swift’s next political move? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen!

Join us for a wild ride where Taylor Swift is not just a pop star, but a potential future president. That’s right, she’s secretly plotting her way to the White House, with Florida as her key to victory. With her fans in the Sunshine State ready to make it happen, Taylor could be calling the shots in the Oval Office before you know it.

But that’s not all – with shady deals, cloak and dagger tactics, and a House of Representatives showdown, this server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Will the Republicans betray Trump? Will the Democrats clean house? Will Taylor Swift become the ultimate compromise candidate? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a Taylor Swift presidency, come on down and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a political thriller that even Taylor herself couldn’t have dreamed up.

CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server: No. 265994802

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mines Excavated:	4622
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Pig Knight who has never lost a battle, except for that one time when he accidentally sneezed and fell off his pig. But hey, nobody’s perfect, right? Join us and experience the thrill of epic pig jousting tournaments, build your own floating castle in the sky, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for turning dirt blocks into gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Crafty Clash: Creeper vs. Steve

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where two peoples are locked in an epic struggle for dominance.

On one side, we have the Potato People. These spud-tacular beings have built an entire civilization out of potatoes and are determined to take over the server with their starchy power. But fear not, because on the other side we have the Carrot Crusaders. These veggie-loving warriors will stop at nothing to defend their beloved carrots and squash the Potato People’s plans.

Join the Potato People and harness the power of the almighty potato to conquer the server. Or join the Carrot Crusaders and fight alongside your vegetable brethren to protect your precious carrots. The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on this crazy Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the vegetable wars begin!

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Chuds Rule!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Animals Bred:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Votes:	3418
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Japanese players are actually secret chuds who have been hiding their true nature all along. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of ninja pandas ready to take them down and restore peace to the server!

Not only that, but we’ve got a hidden underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who have a taste for adventure. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a hilariously wacky and unpredictable journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game!

Digging Divas Minecraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mines Excavated:	2812
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for epic battles where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Will you be the one to conquer the land and get your pussy (cat) to rule over all? Or will you be the brave soul who takes on the challenge of getting anal (diamonds) deep in the mines? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find another server like ours! So come on, join us and let the crazy adventures begin!

Vidya Bunny Adventures: Where Pixels and Bunnies Collide!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Have you ever wondered why vidya bunnies exist? Well, let me tell you a little secret – they were created by our Minecraft server to bring joy and chaos to all who join! These mischievous bunnies roam the land, causing mayhem and hilarity wherever they go. But fear not, for they are also here to guide you on your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a vidya bunny, armed with a carrot sword and a diamond helmet. Take on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle other players in epic PvP battles. And who knows, you may even uncover the secret of why these adorable yet chaotic creatures exist in the first place.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey like no other. Vidya bunnies await you, ready to lead you on a wild and wacky adventure through the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Impact: Genshin LOLz

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Buildings Constructed:	46
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a twist that will leave you laughing and scratching your head.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Imagine fighting off creepers with a giant spoon or riding pigs into battle against the Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare items, like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom or the enchanted Golden Carrot of Infinite Luck. Who knows what treasures you’ll uncover in our world?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens and singing villagers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Blocky Bitch Moans

Bitch, blocky, Communication, consent, desire, empowerment, Expression, Gender Roles, Intimacy, love, moan, moans, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual liberation, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Taboos, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5064

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the mobs are so wild, they’ll make you question why bitches moan when you fuck them! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes and building giant statues of Steve twerking. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget why you even joined in the first place. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!