Jimmy Fortune Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crops Grown:	9189
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Farms Harvested:	380
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Emeralds Found:	3830
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8927	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Potions Brewed:	173
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	173
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mines Excavated:	1949

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!