jimmy carr roasts

Guys, listen up, I’m back with a repost of my X thread because it got archived and I need to warn you before it’s too late. By July 16, 2026, MJ12 is gonna launch a fake alien invasion. These so-called ‘aliens’ are actually biological androids perfected in the mid-70s with an on and off switch. The secret government calls them PLFs – ‘programmed life forms’. And get this, they’re gonna pilot ARVs – ‘Alien Reproduction Vehicles’, which are basically UFOs that humans back-engineered. But here’s the kicker – they’re only gonna launch a few hundred of these ARVs, but they’re gonna use Project Blue Beam to make it look like there’s thousands of them using holographic tech. The invasion is gonna last until September 2027, but two months before that, the UN is gonna restore communication to announce that we need to unite as a one-world government to defeat our common enemy. Sound familiar? During that announcement, they’re gonna bring out the real aliens and say they’re here to help, but really, they’re the ones defeating the fake aliens controlled by MJ12. And why is all this happening? Well, because we made a deal with ETE1 after Roswell for tech in exchange for humans for their breeding program. The contract lasted 70 years, and now that it’s over, the government couldn’t keep the alien presence a secret anymore. So, get on this server before it’s too late and join the fight against fake aliens and secret rulers of the world!