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NinjaCraft: Slaying Creepers & Eating Sushi

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Japanese RPG-inspired Minecraft server? Well, get ready to face the ultimate challenge because the final boss is none other than the Abrahamic God! That’s right, you’ll have to battle it out with the Almighty himself to claim victory and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll encounter crazy quests, insane monsters, and mind-boggling puzzles that will test your skills and wit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Japanese RPG Minecraft server with the craziest final boss ever!

Blocky Borders: Because Creeper Diplomacy Failed

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	271
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	4517

Are you tired of constantly switching between Canadian and American dollars when you travel between the two countries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution! Join us and experience the ultimate fusion of Canada and USA in one epic virtual world.

Imagine building a hockey rink next to the Statue of Liberty, or creating a Mountie-themed roller coaster in the Grand Canyon. The possibilities are endless on our server where borders are just a mere suggestion.

Forget about passports and visas, on our server you can freely roam between maple syrup forests and skyscraper-filled cities without a care in the world. So why wait? Join us now and experience the best of both worlds in one crazy Minecraft adventure!

CraftyWasteland – Where creepers are the least of your worries

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	157
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and predictable gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where Harley has specced into a revolver build this time edition! That’s right, revolvers in Minecraft – who would have thought?

But wait, there’s more! We have Fallout 76 resources, Fallout 1 and 2 resources, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas resources! You can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of Fallout while building your dream house in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that one player fell into a pit of FEV and came out stronger than ever! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mutations await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright hilarious.

CommieCraft: Where Socialists Mine for Equality and Iron Ore

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Votes:	9926

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild jungle where chaos reigns supreme. Want to build a house made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the infamous r9k gang, a group of players who only communicate in memes and left-wing podcasts. Join them for wild debates about the merits of universal healthcare while building giant statues of Bernie Sanders out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Blocky Boys Club: Where BBC spam is the norm and creepers are the least of your worries!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or racing against a pack of explosive llamas in a high-speed minecart chase!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Will you be able to out-dab this elusive creature and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Confused Creeper’s Comedy Club: Where even the skeletons have a sense of humor!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Items Found:	5321

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even HIV can’t handle it! That’s right, we’ve got the cure for your gaming blues with our wild and wacky world where even North Africa is safer than the white man’s domain. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions and see why everyone is dying to get in (pun intended)!

BlockBusterCraft: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #VCR

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	3605
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness Dimitri’s epic fail of allowing the villagers to take over and turn the whole server into a wild party zone.

Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? Come on over and participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made out of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything goes!

Red vs Blue: Minecraft Madness – Where Teams Battle for Blocks and Bragging Rights!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Tired of the same old red vs blue battles in every game? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to a whole new level with teams like neon pink vs radioactive green! Why settle for boring when you can have a rainbow of chaos?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out in a world where the grass is purple and the sky is polka-dotted. Fight alongside your teammates in epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Blocky Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes (and a lifetime supply of diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of color, chaos, and craziness. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking creeper along the way!

MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more pixelated than the blocks is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Looking for a server that’s as picturesque as a Bob Ross painting? Look no further, because we’ve got landscapes that will make you want to build a cabin and live off the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the world of DELTARUNE, where you can battle enemies and make friends with quirky characters.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive merch that will make your friends jealous, from Undertale artbooks to Deltarune plushies. And if you’re feeling extra creative, check out our writebins for inspiration or dive into our fangamebin for some truly wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Blocky B*tches & Bros Minecraft Server – Where Vindictive Women & Evolutionary Disadvantages Collide!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Villages Defended:	10
Potions Brewed:	80	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!