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Instantly Epic MC

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you grind for hours before you can have any fun? Look no further, because our server is like binge-watching your favorite show without any filler episodes!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement from the moment you log in. No need to suffer through boring tutorials or tedious resource gathering – we’ve got you covered with instant access to all the best gear and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and powerful boss mobs. Are you brave enough to explore its depths and claim your rightful loot?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can jump straight into the fun with us? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise

Competition, digital economy, global market, GOOGLE, GPU, GPUs, innovation, internet, market exit, nvidia, Paradise, Putins, ReBuilding, russia, Russia technology, Russian companies, Russian economy, sanctions, sanctions lifted, search engine, tech industry, Technology, YANDEX, YandexCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	113	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crops Grown:	2402
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so like, this server is like the russia’s google of minecraft servers, except not really because we’re way cooler and way more fun. we just broke free from sanctions and now we’re teaming up with nvidia GPUs to make this server even more epic.

join us if you want to be a part of the most badass minecraft community ever. we have crazy builds, insane events, and the best players around. plus, our staff is like a bunch of superheroes, always ready to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

come join us and be a part of the revolution. who needs google when you have us? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

ExtraterrestrialRoastFest

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Animals Bred:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Void Gems Collected:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

come join dis server if u wanna see aliens gettin offended by our ridiculouz renditions of them. we got alien villages with houses made outta space cheese and cows wearin tin foil hats. u can even ride on a space ship made outta blocks and shoot laserz at creepers. itz outta dis world fun, literally. so come on in and make dem aliens laugh at how silly we are.

🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Animals Bred:	181
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing with our Fishing Log!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into lobster fishing!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your skills in PvP battles!
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Build with security.
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy.
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Earn rewards through voting!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Engage in exciting activities!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players. Join today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

A: No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. You can choose to participate based on your preferences.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

A: Yes, Shaded features custom gear, a unique economy system, shops, auctions, and more!

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?

A: Shaded is a cross-platform server, welcoming both Java and Bedrock players to join in the fun.

Stay connected with us on Discord, Twitter, and our website for the latest news and updates. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family! 🎮💖

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

SoulfulEnds Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Choice, consequences, dark lord, dark souls, decision, endings, Epic, FANTASY, first flame, Frampt, Gaming, Immersive, Kaathe, Minecraft, role playing, RPG, Server, SoulfulEnds, Storyline, video games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of getting jewd by creepy snake dudes in Dark Souls? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can choose whatever ending you want without getting jewd by anyone! Whether you want to link the first flame or become the dark lord, the only thing getting jewd here is the creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us and experience a world where your decisions actually matter (unlike in Dark Souls, where you’re just a puppet for those sneaky serpents). So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyMine Minecraft Server

Appearances, attracting mates, biological imperative, CraftyMine, evolutionary psychology, Family Values, genetic legacy, having kids, Human Behavior, materialism, mating rituals, Minecraft, moral codes, natural selection, obsession with money, passing on genes, self-preservation, Server, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, status symbols, survival instincts

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds. Here, we embrace the true chaotic nature of humanity.

Our server is like a social experiment gone wrong, where players will do anything to survive and thrive. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper god? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server admins, but they’re usually too busy trying to keep up with the madness).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of betrayal, the joy of trolling, and the satisfaction of watching your enemies fall into a pit of lava. Who needs self-preservation when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem? So come on, join our server and let your inner villain run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

VehicleVibesMC

Agreement, Bronco, brother, CAR, contract, Deal, family, Help, Job, kia, maintenance, MONEY, parents, Promise, RAM, Sell, Trade, Truck, Upset, Vehicle, VehicleVibesMC

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	4884
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Items Found:	5643
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like adults and let you do whatever you want with your virtual trucks! Just like the OP’s parents, we won’t hold you back from selling your vehicles for a profit.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy deals, just like the ones in this story. Who knows, you might even find a virtual Jeep Patriot loaded with goodies that you can sell for a sweet profit to upgrade to a virtual Bronco.

But beware, not everyone will be as generous as the OP. Some players might try to make contracts with you to ensure they get their virtual trucks back for just $1! Will you take the deal or go rogue like the OP and sell your truck for a hefty sum?

So come on over to our server and experience the drama, the deals, and the virtual vehicles that will make you question your loyalty to your in-game family. Who needs a 12-year-old Kia shitbox when you can drive a virtual Bronco? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

ScentCrafters: Taste the Strange!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and taste like old socks? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of deliciousness in your face! Join us if you want to experience the intoxicating aroma of freshly baked cookies mixed with the taste of victory and glory. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and indulge in the weird smells and tastes that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

KrautHealer Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Secret Passages Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can be a german combat medic serving in ukraine and NOT get sentenced to death!!! instead, you can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and have epic battles with other players in a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our server has the most epic mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

SledgehammerCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8645
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we behead stalin busts with sledgehammers for fun! it’s like a virtual russian park but with more chaos and explosions. join us for a wild ride of destruction and mayhem as we take down historical statues in the most ridiculous ways possible. who needs history when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity!