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MCPrison

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

MCPrison is the first custom aquatic prison experience set in Minecraft version 1.17. Our server offers many unique features including; Backpacks and Backpack Enchantments, Enchantment Gemstones, Realms/Private Mines, Paths, Gangs, Robots, Casinos, Beacon shops, Lucky Crates, Giveaways and Log in Rewards. Some of you will also be happy to know that MCPrison features unique enchants style which we know some of you know and love. We suggest players join in 1.17 for the highest quality experience. If you do not enjoy 1.17, we support some of the earliest versions of minecraft as well. To get more of an insight into the features the MCPrison has to offer you can also check out our wiki: https://wiki.mcprison.com/

IP: play.mcprison.com Forums: https://mcprison.com/forums/ Discord: https://discord.gg/FnnKQtMKga Store: https://buy.mcprison.com/

play.mcprison.com

play.varlheim.com IP

Creative, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

The server is whitelisted and we will be running Beta tests soon. please join our discord to stay up to date!!

https://discord.gg/xsCeWr5

54.38.207.119

Craft-lord

Op skyblock

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

🌟 Welcome to the Craft-Lord Skyblock Server! 🌟

Welcome to Craft-Lord, where your skyblock adventure begins! Visit us for a fun and exciting skyblock experience. Our server is open to all players between versions 1.8 and 1.20.

🌍 Worlds: Experience different skyblock experiences with multiple custom worlds. ⚔️ Fun: A server full of challenging missions, events and rewards. 💎 Economy: Create your own island and build a rich economy. 🛡️ Battles: Fight other players and gain victory in island battles. 🌈 Community: We have a friendly community, everyone is welcome!

🚀 Join Now and Become a Part of the Craft-Lord Family! 🚀

IP: 185.255.92.218:25885 Our Website: https://lord-craft.com/

Remember, surprises and exciting moments await you at Craft-Lord. Come on, go on an adventure!

185.255.92.218

ElectricLands

PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Come and join Our Sever We are still under development but you can still join to get the beta rank. Our server will feature lots of minigames. Sometimes the server will shutdown or crash so don’t leave if this happens hope to see you on the server.

This Server has BedWars and skywars right now there will be more games in the future.

TElectricLands.aternos.me

AeroSurvival

Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2529

Modded Server 1.12.2 ONLY RP CITY NO PLUGINS, IT’S ALMOST ONLY PLAYING You come to have fun, not to destroy what you shouldn’t and make the game of others a Nightmare / Mods : WorldEdit(Only for Admins);MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod;BiblioCraft;Custom NPC’s;NEI/JEI And all their core mods Mods and FORGE VERSION(Windows and MACOSX and LINUX)

http://www.mediafire.com/file/4j8bwdi98o8rona/AeroSurvival_MODS.rar/file

The team of Admins are here(you will not notice them) and they will provide what is necessary to make your time fun and enjoyable. If you see someone do something that isn’t permitted in the rules of the server, please report him in the Chat !!!! Please don’t pay attention to the server IP, we aren’t rich people, we just dream of having a server. If it grows, we will use another Server Host. For the closest future, we also hope to add mods to our server, other mods so people willn’t loose the Fun. If you have any suggestions, just contact me : [email protected] or try to talk directly to an admin by the chat or by private message(still in the chat)

At the present moment, i only wish you a lot of joy and fun while playing in our server !!!!

Aerosurvivalium.aternos.me

Chaoticgens

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Prepare to embark on an extraordinary adventure in the world of Minecraft, as you step into the realm of ChaoticGens ! Our server offers a captivating fusion of traditional Skyblock gameplay with the exhilarating twist of resource generation in a meticulously designed environment. Join us for an unforgettable journey where your imagination knows no bounds.

Play.ChaoticGens.net

Netherlandsrp

Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Roleplay

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4146	Enchantments Applied:	190

Server IP: nederland.apexmc.co

nederland.apexmc.co

Midnight of No Stars

Roleplay

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

In a beautiful world, ravaged by wars between cats, three clans have arisen. Possessing different governments and forms of leadership, they all live in diverse ways. Whether in unanimity or against each other, a myriad of tales will be told about them. Journey with the Huntress and become a Divine cat, gifted with powers untold. Humans live just over the mountains, separate from the clans. Find your place. Stand your ground. Live as a warrior under the midnight of no stars.

Hello! We are a new server loaded with numerous roleplaying veterans, some of us up to 5 years! In Midnight of No Stars, we accommodate all roleplaying abilities and skills. We hope you have an entertaining time and return frequently!

The server is ready for new players! Version 1.12.2!

!! STAFF WANTED !!

Staff applications are currently being accepted > https://discord.gg/Z6bpbTE

We are looking for experienced roleplayers and/or staff members!

mc13.fadehost.com:28210

Revils

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ores Mined:	7702
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12

Revils is Pvp server for 1v1 And FFA and Skyblock Functions Prison And more Best KB and Hits Version 1.7.10-1.8.9

Revils.eu

Funcysmp

Earth, KitPvP, Minigames

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

🌟 Embark on an Epic Journey with funcySMP’s Grand Server Launch! 🚀

Step into a world like no other, where the captivating and whimsical realm of funcybear comes to life! Join us on this thrilling adventure as we unveil our extraordinary server, meticulously crafted to enchant and mesmerize every gamer out there!

🌌 Skyblock Awakens! 🌌Soar high above the clouds in our spectacular Skyblock world, where you’ll build your empire amidst the heavens. Craft, explore, and thrive in the sky like never before!

🎮 Engage in Unique Custom Minigames! 🎮Prepare for a gaming extravaganza like you’ve never experienced before! Our server boasts an array of exclusive custom minigames that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Each one is a masterpiece, waiting for you to conquer!

🛡️ Battle Fearsome Custom Mobs and Uncover Hidden Bases! 🏰Venture into the unknown and face off against menacing custom mobs that lurk in every corner of our vast world. Unearth secret bases scattered throughout the landscape, adding an element of mystery to your adventures!

🥊 Kitpvp Showdowns! 🥊For those who crave intense PvP action, our Kitpvp arena is the place to be! Prove your combat prowess and rise to the top as you engage in thrilling battles with fellow adventurers.

🌎 Experience Earth as You’ve Never Seen It! 🌎Discover a revamped Earth like you’ve never imagined. Dive into a world where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and the mundane transforms into the extraordinary.

✨ Unleash the Power of Custom Enchants! ✨Enhance your gear with our unique custom enchantments, adding a new layer of strategy and excitement to your gameplay. Unlock their secrets and wield unimaginable power!

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have an abundance of surprises, challenges, and wonders in store for you. funcySMP is not just a server; it’s an entire universe waiting for you to explore!

Join us on this magical journey, and together, we’ll create memories, conquer challenges, and forge friendships that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – the funcySMP adventure! 🌠

🌐 Connect with Us Today! 🌐[Server IP: 144.217.29.212:25608][Discord: discord.gg/funcySMP][Website: funcySMP.com]

144.217.29.212