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CraftyOlympicWarriors

athletes, cheering, Competition, Conflict, controversy, CraftyOlympicWarriors, international relations, neutral, Neutrality, Olympic athletes, Peace, Politics, protest, rights group, russia, solidarity, sports, Sportsmanship, Support, ukraine war

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	96	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the olympic athletes from ‘neutral’ russia are cheering on the ukraine war! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with blocks and creepers! you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next, maybe the athletes will start a dance party in the middle of a warzone or ride pigs into battle. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, you won’t regret it!

TigerCraft: Not Your Average Orange Cat

animal kingdom, apex predators, Average, big cats, CARNIVORES, cat, conservation, Endangered species, evolved cats, feline evolution, feline species, Felines, jungle cats, majestic creatures, natural evolution, non-domesticated cats, orange, orange cats, PREDATORS, striped cats, TigerCraft, Tigers, wild animals, wildlife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got tigers that are actually orange cats that evolved on their own, no human help needed. like, how insane is that? imagine having a pet tiger in minecraft, but it’s actually just a big orange cat. plus, these tigers can talk and tell u jokes while u mine for diamonds. it’s like having a stand up comedy show in the middle of a cave. join now for a wild time with our evolved feline friends!

StrokeCraft: 4.5-24 Hrs – Safe & Effective!

4.5 to 24 Hours, Chinese Patients, Chinese population, Clinical Study, Effective, Healthcare, Hrs, ischemic stroke, Ischemic Stroke Treatment, long tail tags, Medical research, neurology, Safe, Standard Treatment, Stroke Management, stroke recovery, stroke treatment, StrokeCraft, Tenecteplase, Thrombectomy, Thrombolytic Therapy, Treatment Comparison

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor but u suck at skool? well, on this server u can be a doctor without all the smarts! we got this crazy new treatment called Tenecteplase for Ischemic Stroke at 4.5 to 24 Hours without Thrombectomy and it actually works!

join our server and save lives left and right, all while playing minecraft! u can be a hero and a gamer at the same time, how cool is that? plus, our chinese patients are loving it, so u know it’s legit.

come join us and be a part of something amazing. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving?

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	51

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4608	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6398	Emeralds Found:	7011
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2596	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Votes:	2824	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Votes:	443
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Animals Bred:	190	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.