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Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Animals Bred:	102	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	3845	Votes:	7795
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	254	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Items Found:	3385	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8017
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Ores Mined:	7447
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6008
Magic Items Found:	7089	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).