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MissileCraft Server

air defence, Defense, defense budget, defense contract, defense industry, defense investment, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, defense technology, defense upgrade, eastern europe, Military, missile deal, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, national security, nato, Romania, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Animals Bred:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	3518

Yo, so like, imagine you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and mining for diamonds, right? And then BOOM, outta nowhere, Romania comes in with their $592 million missile deal and escalates their air defense capacity. Like, what even is happening?! But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from any missile attacks ’cause we got the best defense in town. Plus, you’ll get to witness some epic battles between creepers and villagers that’ll make your head spin. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the craziest one out there!

RailwayRushCraft

Cargo, Crisis, crisis response, economic impact, Economy, freight, freight transportation, global supply chain, international trade, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, railway industry, RailwayRushCraft, Red Sea crisis, russia, Russian economy, Russian railway, shipping, Surge, Trade, Transportation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Towns Built:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

come join our minecraft server, where we have a red sea crisis that drives a surge in russian railway freight. why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and excitement? hop on board and help us navigate through this wacky world where anything can happen. build your own railway empire and watch as the red sea crisis unfolds right before your eyes. trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

WiseCraft: Global Wisdom Hub

characteristics, continents, Countries, Cross-cultural, culturally diverse, Cultures, Daily Life, Empathy, feelings, Global, Hub, Insightful, logical, Perception, perceptions, political leadership, reflective, Science, Understanding, wisdom, Wise, Wisecraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! We’re talking wise like a wizard, wise like a grandpa with a long beard, wise like a cat that always lands on its feet. People from 12 countries and 5 continents have joined our server and they all agree – this is the place to be if you want to level up your wisdom game.

Our players are so wise, they can outsmart any creeper, outbuild any castle, and outmine any diamond. They’re like the Gandalfs of Minecraft, the Yodas of block-building, the Einsteins of pixelated worlds. And hey, if you join our server, you’ll be wise too! You’ll be making big brain plays, thinking deep thoughts, and considering other players’ feelings while you’re at it.

So come on, join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got wisdom? Who needs enchanted gear when you’ve got a big brain? Join now and start your journey to becoming the wisest player in all of blocky land!

Survivor’s Java Jive: Not Quite Vanilla, Definitely Not Decaf (1.21.1)

1.21.1, Address, admins, commands, Community, Custom, decaf, Discord, Essentials, Griefprevention, HACKING, Handmade, java, Jive, Language, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, Protections, rules, Server, smp, survivors, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Java Survival SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Java Survival SMP
Description	A multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience, with moderators and admins playing alongside the community without using commands for personal gain.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ

What sets Java Survival apart from other Minecraft servers?

Java Survival uses custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel compared to servers using common plugins like Essentials or GriefPrevention.

What are the server rules?

Rule	Description
No excessively offensive language	Players are expected to maintain a certain level of decorum in their language.
No politics or other controversial topics	Discussions on controversial topics are discouraged to maintain a positive environment.
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Fair gameplay is enforced to ensure a level playing field for all players.
Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect others’ builds and avoid causing intentional damage.
Do not build too close to other players	Give players ample space by avoiding building too close to their territory.
Be respectful to others and be kind!	Kindness and respect towards fellow players is an essential part of the community.
No advertising	Promotion of external servers or services is prohibited.

LeafyJewMD Minecraft Server

Astra vaccine, Canada, family doctor, Healthcare, heart problems, highest taxes, J&J vaccine, Jew cap, Jew doctor, Jew government, leaf, LeafyJewMD, mexico, Minecraft, rope, Server, socialized healthcare, surgeon consultation, Terrorist, travelling ban, vaccination, work ban, Young men

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server, where the only prescription is pure chaos! Join us and escape the clutches of evil doctors trying to force you into questionable vaccines. Our server is a safe haven for all non-vaxxies, where you can build, mine, and explore without fear of being labeled a terrorist. Plus, we have a special “Rope or Mexico” event where you can choose your own adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

RaoraRage in Minecraft SMP

banter, Communication, Connection, Conversation, dialogue, flirtatious, Friends, Fun, Happy, humor, Interaction, joking, Laughter, lighthearted, Minecraft, Mischievous, playful, RaoraRage, relationship, smiling, smp, Stop it Raora, teasing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crops Grown:	5349	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! But beware, because the evil Raora lurks in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a dance-off at any moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

BdayDinnerSansSibs

adoption, BdayDinnerSansSibs, Birthday, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, EMBARRASSMENT, emotions, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Jealousy, parenting, relationships, self-pity, Siblings, siblings rivalry, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your family drama and be the star of the show? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win epic battles and brag about it without anyone telling you to stop!

We understand the struggle of feeling left out in your own family, that’s why we welcome all players who just want to feel special. No therapy sessions needed here, just pure fun and excitement!

Imagine a world where you are the center of attention, where your victories are celebrated and your skills are admired. That’s the kind of family bonding we offer on our server – where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Let’s make some memories together, because in this world, you are the star!

BookWorms Freeze Time

Bookworms, FREEZE, Time

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Zombie Dances:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can absorb all the knowledge in the world just by reading a book! But beware, time freezes around you until you finish reading it cover to cover. Imagine the power you’ll have once you’ve read every book in the game – you’ll be unstoppable! Join us now and become the ultimate bookworm warrior in Minecraft history! Who needs superpowers when you have the power of knowledge at your fingertips?

KurskCraft: Zelenskiy’s Revenge

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Invasion, Kursk operation, KurskCraft, Military, nato, peace talks, political tensions, Retribution, Revenge, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, war briefing, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1889
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimension Hops:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	264

join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the Ukraine war but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. zelenskiy is our admin and he promises more ‘retribution’ on any player who messes with our Kursk operation. come build your own bunker and fight off the russian invaders with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with more crafting and less casualties. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience!

TimeTravelersVsE-Bikes

Advanced, astonishment, common technology, cycling, disbelief, E-bikes, effortless pedaling, electric bikes, fat guy, Future, futuristic, innovation, Mind Blowing, MODERN, recent past, steep hills, Technology, time travel, Time Travelers, TimeTravelersVsEBikes, Transportation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE E-BIKES FOR YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE! IMAGINE SEEING A NOOB PLAYER EFFORTLESSLY BUILD A MANSION IN A DAY, IT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND! JOIN US FOR THE WILDEST RIDE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE EVEN TIME TRAVELERS WOULD BE CONFUSED AF! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE SHEEP RACING AND CREEPER PARADES. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE LAND OF BLOCKS!