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Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

action, Adventure, anticlimactic, BETRAYAL, bills, BIZARRE, blocky, Blood, cult classic, death, Epic, first two, go, iconic, Kill Bill, Martial Arts, Quentin Tarantino, Revenge, series, sword fighting, Uma Thurman, Vengeance, violence, worst villains

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

So like, have you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server where the villains actually win? Well, on this server, the bad guys always come out on top! Imagine teaming up with the creepers and skeletons to take down those pesky players trying to build their cute little houses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure villainy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!

Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4378	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Animals Bred:	63	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1198
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.