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Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	2328	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild Aussies who are always up for a good time. Need a kangaroo as a pet? Done. Want to ride a giant spider into battle? We got you covered.

Join our server and experience the absolute madness of trying to survive in a world where everything is upside down (literally, we have a topsy-turvy dimension). Our players have been known to build entire cities out of Vegemite and have epic battles using nothing but boomerangs and didgeridoos.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who are secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plan?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of the A B S O L U T E state of aussies! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	80

Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

BaggageBrawlCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

EnerGizerMC SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

Pet to Pupper

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	123
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!

MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

Sing4TheCash

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8382	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!