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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6078 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
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