Jiemba Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DisabledCraft: No limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged… but still kicking creepers’ butts!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by players who think they’re hot stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, even CRIPPLEku (literally no limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged, sick, tired, starved, in his base form) can still kick butt and take names! That’s right, you’ll be facing off against the ultimate underdog in epic battles that will leave you questioning your entire existence. Join now for a chance to witness the most insane Minecraft showdowns you’ve ever seen – just don’t blame us if you end up crying in a corner after getting owned by CRIPPLEku!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
New Chunks Explored:	44015	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mines Excavated:	3701	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a hot girl appears and starts farting and shitting everywhere. Sounds bizarre, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You never know what kind of wacky encounters you’ll come across.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels and show off your skills in intense combat.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and of course, hot girls farting and shitting. You won’t regret it!

Pixel Punch-Up Pals: Minecraft Server for International Brawls!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of getting into fights in your country and need a break? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our virtual world is a safe haven where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling again. So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door.

Mococo’s Tummy vs. Minecraft – The Ultimate Showdown!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make your tummy feel like it’s stuck in a never-ending loop of blandness? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly your screen is filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Of course you have, who wouldn’t want to do that?! On our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, stomach-churning, laugh-inducing adventures of your life? Say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and hello to the wacky world of Minewind!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because THIS SUMMER we have the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and zombie villagers who break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of glittering diamonds, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater city where mermaids trade enchanted tridents for stacks of emeralds, and a hidden jungle temple where you can play mini-games with talking parrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us THIS SUMMER for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Hellbound Believers: Where Christians and Muslims Clash in Minecraft!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crops Grown:	1474	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Votes:	9292	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike!

Join us and experience a world where swatting is actually just a hilarious misunderstanding and where valeriasweets92 is the reigning queen of comedy (even if she doesn’t know it yet).

With crazy events like “The Great Sheep Rebellion” and “The Battle of the Exploding Chickens,” you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let’s laugh our way to victory!

Crafty Final Fantasy: XIVg Edition – Where Endwalker General Meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Fist of Rhalgr Edition! Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other.

Embark on epic quests and battle alongside Final Fantasy XVI characters in our exclusive collaboration event. And don’t miss out on the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – it’s a treasure hunt like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Test your skills in our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test and dominate in our PvP Series 5. And if you’re looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells, we’ve got you covered.

Join us for movie meetups where we watch everything from spooky anime to classic martial arts films. And don’t forget our FFXIV meetups with special guests and exclusive in-game events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Fist of Rhalgr Edition and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafting Fails University: Where You’ll Fail Classes But Succeed in Minecraft!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities getting in the way of your block-building dreams? Well, fear not, because on our server, time-management is a thing of the past!

Join us and escape the clutches of adulthood as you immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. No more wasting time on real-life nonsense, like going to college or working full-time.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to chill, mine, and build to their heart’s content. So come on over and let your inner child run wild in a land where responsibilities are a thing of the past. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

SpaceCraft LOLz: Astro Royale

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a chance to become part of the wildest yakuza gang in Minecraft history.

Picture this: a gang boss with 12 adopted children and 1 blood-related son. When the boss unexpectedly kicks the bucket, everyone is on edge waiting to see who will take over. But instead of the expected successor, the boss’s bestie is chosen as the new leader. And guess what? He’s the 12th adopted son! Talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, comets come crashing down on Tokyo and suddenly everyone has shadow super powers. That’s right, you could be running around with superhuman abilities in a post-apocalyptic world where peace is just a shadow away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Snap Whores Unite

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	4378
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your Snap Whores? Look no further! Join our server where you can share your Snap Whores with other players and let them try their luck! Just post their usernames and a pic (if you’re feeling generous) and watch the chaos unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with updates from the last thread, where players either responded or got blocked. It’s like a soap opera, but with Snap Whores and Minecraft blocks. So come on over and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server!