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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2095 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 452 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be asked to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs.
Looking for a server where you won’t be asked to donate sperm or have awkward conversations about making babies with your sister’s wife? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is incredible creations with your fellow players.
So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless, of course, you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we’re birthing is creativity and fun!
