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FrenchCloneCraft Server

Ancestry, Appearance, complexion, Cultural differences, Diversity, ethnicity, European, French, FrenchCloneCraft, genetics, Germans, heritage, historical, Identity, Multiculturalism, Nationalities, Northern France, Regional, Server, Similarities, swarthy, White

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your own identity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll have you wondering if you’re actually French or German in real life. Join us and discover the truth behind this crazy conspiracy theory. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground society of doppelgangers living among us. Don’t miss out on the chance to unravel the mysteries of your own heritage while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound look-alike friends. It’s a virtual world like no other, where the lines between French and German blur in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure!

YeehawCraft SMP – No Americans Allowed

Actors, Allowed, AMERICANS, Casting, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, entertainment industry, equality, exclusion, games, gaming industry, Media, Minority representation, opportunities, racial sensitivity, representation, smp, social justice, Stereotypes, talent, video games, YeehawCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Potions Brewed:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with a bunch of Americans hogging all the diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Americans Allowed” policy! Why, you ask? Because they always steal your crops and leave creepers in your base, that’s why!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and keep those pesky Americans out. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Plus, every full moon, we hold a dance party in the Nether with the Endermen – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to leave your American flag at the door – we don’t want any troublemakers here!

Pee-Free Zone: Hubby Clean-Up Crew

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom hygiene, cleaning responsibilities, cleanliness standards, Cleanup, communication in marriage, CREW, domestic issues, household chores, household cleanliness, household tasks, Hubby, hygiene habits, marital disputes, PeeFree, personal boundaries, pink bacteria scum, relationship dynamics, shower cleaning, shower curtain, shower maintenance, spousal expectations, Zone

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any pink bacteria scum in the showers! Unlike the OP’s husband, our players are respectful and keep our virtual showers sparkling clean.

Join us and experience a world where you can pee in the shower without fear of causing any pink scum buildup. Our showers are pee-proof and guaranteed to stay pristine no matter how many times you let loose.

Don’t be like the OP’s husband, who refuses to listen to simple requests. Join our server and enjoy a drama-free environment where shower peeing is not only accepted but encouraged (as long as you clean up after yourself, of course).

So come on in and leave your worries (and pink scum) behind. Our Minecraft server is waiting for you to join and experience the ultimate shower peeing paradise!

TeenVampGoneSMP

acceptance, alternative lifestyles, coping mechanisms, fantasy beliefs, gothic subculture, identity crisis, individual journey, life after teenage years, personal growth, psychological impact, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-conviction, teenage phase, teenaged years, TeenVampGoneSMP, transformation, unique experiences, vampire community, Vampires

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of living in the real world where you can’t show off your vampire skills? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally embrace your inner vampire and show off your fangs to the world! Our server is filled with dark and mysterious forests, perfect for lurking in the shadows and hunting for unsuspecting players. Plus, we have a blood bank where you can stock up on all the redstone you need to survive. So if you’re ready to sink your teeth into some epic adventures, join us now! But beware, the sun is not your friend here… just like in real life!

CraftyForgive

CraftyForgive, forgiveness, forgiveness quotes, letting go, letting go quotes, moving on, moving on quotes, personal growth, personal growth quotes, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self improvement quotes, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness quotes, self-compassion quotes, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness quotes, self-reflection quotes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Items Found:	4905
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of ridiculous scenarios that will have you laughing until you cry.

And if you’re feeling guilty about all the things you didn’t become in real life, don’t worry! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a ninja pirate unicorn? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

So come join us on our server and let go of your regrets as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just forgive yourself for not becoming a professional llama wrangler after all!

UkrainianDroneVsRussianHeli Minecraft Server

aerial combat, air defense, defense technology, drone attack, drone strike, drone warfare, military conflict, military confrontation, military drones, military superiority, military technology, Minecraft, russian aggression, russian aircraft, Russian helicopter, russian military, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian defense, Ukrainian drone, Ukrainian forces, UkrainianDroneVsRussianHeli, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian drones shooting down russian helicopters like it’s nobody’s bizniz. it’s like a warzone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and diamonds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to rumble, cuz things are about to get lit on this server like never before!

CraftyGuiltyPlotters911

9/11, ACCUSED, al-qaeda, CraftyGuiltyPlotters911, Guantanamo, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay Prisoners, Guantanamo Bay Trials, Guantanamo Trials, Justice, legal proceedings, Military Tribunals, Plead Guilty, plotters, Sept. 11, September 11, Terrorism, Terrorism Trials, united states, War on Terror

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Star Shards Collected:	233	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the accused sept. 11 plotters are like, building epic structures and battling it out in epic pvp battles. they agreed to plead guilty at guantánamo bay, but only if they could play on this server first.

join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever! we have custom plugins that let you fly like a bird and shoot fireballs from your hands. not to mention, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden diamond block on the server.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

MeteorFingerCraft

ancient creatures, ancient world, asteroid impact, atmospheric disturbance, catastrophic event, Clouds, cosmic impact, Dinosaurs, earth history, Earth science, Extinction, extinction event, geological phenomenon, mass extinction, meteor, MeteorFingerCraft, middle finger, natural disaster, Paleontology, prehistoric

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the clouds flip off dinosaurs when they die to meteors. we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out their butts and unicorns that fart rainbows. you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with diamond swords. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again!

16builders16tools

2b2t, Anarchy, base building, Chaos, Community, Duping, Exploration, free for all, Griefing, HACKING, multiplayer, No Rules, no staff, open world, player interaction, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Wilderness

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	7692	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.

The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.

The server has been up for nearly two years and is still going strong. There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.

Don’t forget to check our website for the latest news at 16b16t.ddns.net:30045

16b16t.ddns.net:30045

Terra 2.0 SMP

Armor statues, Bluemap, Chat, Color names, Discord, Heads, Ip:, Minecraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Playerheads, restart, Server, shulker shells, Silence Mobs, smp, Survival, Terra 2.0 SMP, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Hi and welcome to Terra 2.0 SMP

We have restarted the server with version 1.21 on July 2nd!

Server IP: Terra2SMP.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/T3XJ7SDbbm Bluemap. http://51.81.41.65:2742/

More Heads, Playerheads, Double Shulker Shells, Armor Statues, Multiplayer Sleep, Silence Mobs, Color Names in chat

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